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A sad day indeed. The world will be slightly less tanned due to his passing.
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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Another legend gone, a truely great British entertainer.
There must be more to life than this.
M
And another one gone ... :(
Yes, it's me. I'm back. I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on a disk somewhere
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I remember the early '80s and whenever his face came on the TV, people used to spit "Get that bastard off!".

But we seemed to warm to him. A diet of Bobby Davro, Cannon & Ball and - dare I say it - The Krankees certainly helped his cause.

There's only really dear Brucie left now. Wonder if I'll get him in next year's sweepstakes?

You shouldn't laugh though.
Course you should, it's what Bob would have wanted.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
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Another legend gone :'( RIP Bob anyone watching room 101 at the mo?
"I'm going up Buchanan Street With a box of fireworks And two bottles of Tizer"
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Don't you have to be funny to be a comedian? Telling a crap joke and then saying "Isn't Britain great ladies and gentlemen?" was fine in 1952 I suppose. Apart from that he was great. Did a lot of good work for charity & didn't like to mention it, and all that...

ps Why Bob Monkhouse and not Kenny Lynch?
"Queen is the only band in the world that can play so heavily that your nose bleeds, then offer a silk handkerchief to clean up with."
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Yes, RIP Bob.

Pop over to BBC.co.uk for a selection of his jokes.

Here's one he told at a Royal Variety last year:

'Quite a few of you have been kind enough to enquire about my health. I have had a few problems recently, but I'm feeling a lot better at the moment - and can I tell you, I'm still enjoying sex at 73 - which is handy 'cos I live at number 74.'
"Build your muscles as your body decays!"
C
Will be missed, I thought he was a great actor, I love that dentist film he was in!
"You're so far back in the closet you're in bloody Narnia!"
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RIP
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I like these:-

"My dad only hit me once - but he used a Volvo"

"When I die I want to go like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep. Not swearing, shouting and screaming like his 52 passengers"

LMAO!!!
Yes, it's me. I'm back. I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on a disk somewhere
K
RIP Bob.

My favourite of his was: "When I told people I was going to be a comedian, they just laughed. Well - they're not laughing now!"

Another legend gone.
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