Spiderleg Synthia
I have these urges to stab her with a pair of scissors every time I see her face on the Currys ads. For the benifit of non UK zoners, Linda Barker was on a interior design programme called Changing Rooms, in which two families swapped houses and with the help of £500, a designer each and a builder type called Handy Andy, overhauled a room in the house, with opredictably shite results. This is her only claim to fame, apart from appearing on an equally shite reality TV show.