Since the horse faced trollope never thought to chuck a couple of gongs in the direction of Queenzone, I have taken it apon myself to hand out the following honours.
A knighthood to both Flashman and Archie Leach. These stalwarts of the old school will keep the proud traditions of Britain alive with their scant regard of common folk and their appreciation of handsome young fillies and riding crops. A grateful nation tugs it's forelock in your direction sirs.
Janet and Erin both become Dames, as does Bob if the stories are to be believed. Although to be fair, he maintains that the silk stockings are beneficial to his sore leg.
Dark Myuutwo has been awarded an OBC (one brain cell) This doubles his previous amount.
Orders Of The Boot are awarded to both Jake Britt and Charles Baer.
Queenzone bestows it's highest accolade to none other than myself, Mr Fatty Arbuckle. I have awarded myself a lifetime peerage in recognition of my stunning good looks and faultless spelling. However as a staunch republican I will not be accepting said award and humbly ask myself to shove it up my own fat arse.
CBEs (the shitty wee medals that no bugger cares about) are awarded to Fallen Angel, Dan, Psychestar and some sad lollipop-man from skegness who has wasted the best years of his life raising money for disabled kids by dressing up as an onion and coming 6932nd in the London Marathon. The fucking tosser.
fatty.
geeksandgeeks · Member since
You ignored me, fatty.
*sobs*
Mr Mercury · Member since
And me too... *boo hoo*
MexQueenFM · Member since
cool fatty, lol
NoOneButYou1975 · Member since
throws tomato's missed me completely:P
Matti · Member since
Tomatoes.....Lol.
Mayboy · Member since
lol fatty :D
Daburcor? · Member since
Ooooohhhhhh... A medal! Thanks Fatty! I'll cherish it forever... Though I'm not exactly sure what it's for... XD
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach · Member since
Knighthood gratefully received. I should think so too what with all the toadying I've done this year.
At last my destiny has been achieved, I knew I was better than most and now all can see just how much better I am.
Unfortunately you won't be seeing me much on Queenzone in the future as I have been accepted to QueenStepfordFanZone. You have to mix in the right circles, be totally devoted and lack humour to be accepted. I scored highly on all three.
It was a great shock to find Dan and MexQueen were already members...
Daburcor? · Member since
*glares at Archie*
behind blue eyes · Member since
oh hhhehehehhehheheheheh
laughs for all. very humorous
*****picks up snot rags off the floor from previous jelted experience and smiles through tears******
Mayboy · Member since
anyone prepared 2 give there CBE medal 2 me :D ill wear it with pride ;)
nil · Member since
I reckon KQ.45 should win one *sulks in corner*
Catgoddess · Member since
I notice i didn't win anything and i would be indignant but i don't post much. And certainly nothing of value.
