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Isn't Hollyoaks shit?

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Hello to you all

I'm checking the site whilst my brother is watching TV - he's watching Hollyoaks. Isn't it just the biggest pile of crap around??? It's absolute rubbish! Lord, I used to think it was good because, in a way, it was pretty much softcore porn (for some more softcore porn, you may also want to check out 'Bedazzled', on BBC1 later tonight. On the bad side, it's meant to be shit because it has Liz Hurley in it, but on the good side, Liz Hurley is in it. Oooh. Nice. As Frank Spencer would say.) The girls were (and are) nice on Hollyoaks, but now I've discovered other stuff (naming nothing in particular) I have no use for it. It's bollocks, basically.

Johnny Vegas on Room 101 said he was going to spend the whole show putting Hollyoaks in, because "it's crap". I agree with him. :)

Now I'm off to get ready to watch two great shows - A Question of Sport and Open All Hours.

"G-G-G-Granville!"

Funny, I've never heard Sue Barker say that. ;)

See you all later.
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DAVID!

:)

Aye it's shit @_@
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ALL soap operas are shit!

Right now, I'm watching the fantastic David Jason in "A Touch of Frost" and before that I watched "True Grit".
Yes, it's me. I'm back. I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on a disk somewhere
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Why do they call it Soap??
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The term Soap Opera came around in the early 50's in the US. During that time, these drama shows were sponsored by detergent/liquid soap companies. Most of these early drama shows had soap commercials during the break.
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Ooh, never knew! Always wondered! Thanks :-)
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I don't know any of the character's names in Hollyoaks, and I don't much care.

But have you clocked the cracking bits of totty on display? Some of them wear school uniforms and they must be at least 23. Ah, Hollyoaks! You don't need storylines with all those jugs popping out all over the shop!

It's bliss.