Oh, should see what just happened. I was walking on my street and my neighbours door was open,he lives alone and I quite old so I went inside and called for him, but there was no answer. I went upstairs and could hear movement coming from the bathroom. I called his name "Wayne, Wayne dear, are you there, yoo hoo". All I could hear was a muffled reply. I opened the bathroom door and there he was, with his back to me, his trousers around his ankles, a tangerine in his mouth and he was making a very fast hand movement over his stomach. He spat the tangerine out of his mouth and Shouted "get the fuck outta my house you little prick, I'm having a wank here". I ran downstairs and was so shocked, I was sick all over his cat.
MexQueenFM · Member since
lol
Flashman · Member since
Regarding the cat - good shot.
Janet · Member since
I thought you killed his cat?
Daburcor? · Member since
God...
NoOneButYou1975 · Member since
you called, Dan? hehe :P
Queenleaf · Member since
SOME people would have invited thier nieghbors to join them... :-)
Josuè · Member since
lol
-fatty- 2850 · Member since
I used to get on with my next door neighbour but lately she has started to get right on my tits. Mrs Sweet is a pensioner and I realise it must be a bit of an effort getting to and from the shops but surely she can drag her fat arse to the front door each morning to collect her milk. I haven't seen her since Christmas Eve but I am seriously thinking of banging on her door and asking when she intends to move the now festering collection of dairy products on her doorstep. Normally I would just pop a note through her letterbox but it's crammed full of un-opened mail.
If this goes on much longer I will have to contact the council.
Perhaps they can do something about the smell too.
fatty.
Daburcor? · Member since
Let us all know how that pans out Fatty. Sounds like she's just being a bitch to me...
Bob The Shrek · Member since
When I was an undertaker I was called to a flat in the Wandsworth Bridge Road, London.
I hadn't even opened the front door and already the stench was wafting up my nostrils. I found the flat's resisdent in the toilet. He had died on the toilet some 3 months before, a single bar electric fire adding to the decomposition process - plus the dog had eaten a part of him before it died too. Maggots were everywhere - truly a disgusting site for anyone to behold.
Dirty bastard didn't even wipe his arse either ;-)
Janet · Member since
Leave it to Robert to tell a heartwarming story to brighten everyone's day!
~giggle~! ;-)
YourValentine · Member since
Lol - luckily I wasn't intending to eat anything soon:)
Mayboy · Member since
lol true Barbara, im just going 2 bed too any nightmares tonight Bob and im blaming u ;)
Daburcor? · Member since
"Leave it to Robert to tell a heartwarming story to brighten everyone's day!"
LMAO!!! Wow Bob... What a story... :O
Why do you bastards (and bastard-ettes) keep making me post!? ;)
