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Oh Why, oh why, oh why when I listen to this song I laugh my ass off, because the thought of "not of a good aim" comes to mind?


Oh do I have a dirty mind!

Perhaps Deaky had a ummmm "personal" problem.




LOL
When you open your heart to a smooth operator...
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I doubt it. The randy bastard has six children now. I'm sure he was just taking the piss out of Brian, who was too mild-mannered to engage in such rigorous sexual activity.
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Hmmmm I don't know about that Lester dear, perhaps Deaky was taking fertility drugs when he wrote that to correct the ummm problem.

Brian, I don't know. I heard that Freddie once said that he had a huge wang, but he seems too, I don't know, submissive. Perhaps you are right. HA!
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Never. John is like a child bearing machine. Just like Dustin Hoffman or Polly Pocket.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Polly Pocket?!

*takes a moment to breathe*

BUWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAA
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Seriously now, there are some cases that when people write a nice pop song or ballad its mostly about a personal problem that it cannot be said.

Take "Growing On Me" by The Darkness, for example. At a glance, you read the lyrics and you might think, "Awww, that's a sweet song about a developing crush". That is not true, it was really about Justin's problem with pubic lice. *ewwww*. So sappy love songs can be rather sick :P

The song Misfire just reminds me off men that cannot aim well during intercourse or/and shoots blanks. LOL
Of course when John is concerned its only a theory/interpretation.

It's a laugh. :P
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LOL
"Teo Torriatte Konomama Iko Aisurhito Io Shizukana Yoi Ni Hikario Tomoshi Itoshiki Oshieo Idaki"
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Polly Pocket?!

lmao! :D
"it's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you're not"
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:)
Queen Rules-Rock On!!! ...I`m Lord of all Darkness,I`m Queen of the night...
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LOL :D
"I'm going up Buchanan Street With a box of fireworks And two bottles of Tizer"
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:D


tear it up...babe!
Anything too stupid to be said... is sung.
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Thank you, thank you! Now for my next joke 'What's the deal with aeroplane food?'
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Thank you, thank you! Now for my next joke 'What's the deal with aeroplane food?'
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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Gee, I wonder what gave you the idea for this post S.R.?

Perhaps my analysis of the lyrics over at QOL ;) Nah, just a coincidence.

Anyway, it's a song about anal sex.
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LOL Shoujo, but what do you mean 'men that cannot aim well during intercourse'? Are you saying Deaky can't get it in or what ???!!!