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The lamest joke ever

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Look at me! I've got a case of Body Language!

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Must..cut..you..pain..too..much..

heh, looks good though.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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lmao
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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That's funny!
Robin
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...
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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"..."

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lol!!
Queen Rules-Rock On!!! ...I`m Lord of all Darkness,I`m Queen of the night...
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that's horrible! lmao! that's great!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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It's so horrible, it becomes great! *laughs*
If God intended us to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
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haha! that put a smile on my face.
"Brian May, Freddie will."
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lol! but whats in the case ;)
"I'm going up Buchanan Street With a box of fireworks And two bottles of Tizer"
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...pussy, of course...
"Big Man the Laltain sahib, Small Man the Mombatti." -Arundhati Roy, THE GOD OF SMALL THINGS
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Uhhh I dont get it @_@
When you open your heart to a smooth operator...
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LOL Kurohana