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All Queen channel during the convention? Eh? Explain.
When you open your heart to a smooth operator...
*taps spoon against absinthe glass for silence* thank you...

I would like to welcome you all to the first meeting of CEQF. On your chairs you will find your free hats, and on the table is punch pie, and chocolate cake for all.

As you are all aware, Brian May and Roger Taylor are being a great big pair of prostitutes to whomever will buy their withered old arses. This cannot, nay, will not go on. We will show to them, quite literally, the power and beauty of Queen fan solidarity.

At the moment we are few in number, but, in time, we will be as many as the brown margarets Messrs May and Taylor have salted away in their amusingly named kiddies' university funds, at the Queen fan communities expense, and pain. We will begin on a reduced scale, by choosing one of the smaller of the two's residences.

We will arrive under cover of darkness, and completely surround the house before dawn. At 5.00 am, we shall raise our voices, and get the cunts out of bed with a rousing rendition of "Fat Bottomed Girls". At this point, it seems likely that we will be silenced by sawn off shotguns and Mace, so bullet proof undergarments will be provided. Then, the moment will come to bare our arses.

Timing wil be critical to minimise casualties, but rest assured that if you take one in the bum for the Zone, Chad will be smiling over you that day.

Sirs and madams, I leave you to your punch and pie.
*Mwah*
Any chance of a Bovril??
Chom own mudder fukker.
I will go as long as there is booze in the punch or pie or cake or..........hehe!
Hello! All my beauties!!
A piss in the ocean I'm afraid, Synthia.
But a real good college try! LMAO!


Kriz ;o)
Long Live Queen!!!
Brian will probably call us parasites again.
There must be more to life than this.
My hat will be a beanie with whirly propeller and my drink will be Cristal. After munching on Twinkies, I will drop trou and 'exhale' while thinking why I should ever drink Pepsi again.

On a lighter note, I saw the commercial for the movie MIRACLE yesterday after work and gee, it's swell. I don't mind Queen getting planted in my face like that!
When a red hot man meets a white hot lady, Hoop Diddy Diddy, Hoop Diddy Doo!