What's with the troll?

Virgin.

It must be a terrible, pointless existense for you.

You have my pity.

Well, you would if I had any.

What's the point of you?

You're a waste of space.

You're clearly sexually inadequate, but I fail to see how we can help.

You fat git.

"don't say that in a topic where someone shouts 'penis' every minute"

LOOOOOOOOL don't know how i missed that, I'll be carefull next time !!!

I think we are wasting our time with this geezer,we all know he has a primrose party sausage down his pants.

lol Gramps!

I am just interested to find out why he bothers.

I know that when you reach a certain age, there's only so many times per day you can have a sly wank ( a depraved pal told me ), but SURELY there's something else he could be doing with his time?

A most peculiar human. Deserves a good kick in the old bollocks by my reckoning.