Chinese New Year

I'd best not get naked. The other chaps would get awfully jealous.

And I'd most likely have someone's eye out.

*giggles for a few seconds* hi flashy how is ya?

LOL flashy can if u like *puts eye protection on*

I'm happier than ever and twice as handsome.

By God, I'm a fine specimen. My butt's tighter than a Scotsman at a funeral.

*passes Mayboy the whip*

ill let u have it Queenleaf ;) have a go at flashy's butt with it lol :D

mmm no then bob the shrek will win the poem contest :-) ...unless flashy would like to be whipped...!

do it anyway ;) hehe Yeah i vote for Bob to win the poem competition :D

*whips Mayboy instead, whether HE likes it or not!*

Speaking as a whipper from way back - Queenleaf, your grip is all wrong.
And flick it, don't waft it.

write something you SMF

i'm back, you pervs!!

this was supposed to be a good topic!

ok, now to spank Queenleaf...

wow, 10666 posts

Thanx dear I haven't had much practice as MexQueen won't allow me to whip him. Is this better?

*jumps for joy* MexQueeeeeeeeen!! Spank away! I admit I deserve it!

assume the position

now, now, i see Mayboy is dancing over there, but what about the damn female strippers? i may have to call some myself..