Damn your eyes Shoujo Revolution, I have no idea what a Shoujo is or why it should have a bit of a revolt. It strikes me as a particularly barmy notion.
iGSM, you Aussie clown. No idea what your username means either, or why it should warrant a small 'i' - but damn both yours anyway.
Damn your eyes geeksandgeeksandgeeksandgeeks. May they be damned until the day you learn to respect your elders and betters (ie. my good self).
Your eyes are well and truly damned Wreckage, if only for quoting Quentin Crisp in your sig. He stank y'know, and lived in filth and squalor. And I don't mean Glasgow.
Damn you Miss James, and damn your eyes for good measure. You're a saucy wee trot by my reckoning, and would no doubt benefit greatly from a gallop with yours truly.
Megamike, I sense the sarcasm in your post, which ain't a bad trait. But I can only dish it out rather than take it. So not only will I damn your eyes, I will also refer to you as Micromike to boot. That will learn you.
Damn your eyes meluvbooks. Cannot tell you and geeksandgeeksandgeeksandgeeks apart half of the time. There's your usernames I suppose, which helps, but I'm a busy chap. I'll warrant you can't tell either, and for that alone your eye-damning is wholly justified.
It's doing me the power of good is this.
dragonzflame · Member since
Now me! MEMEMEMEMEME!!!
(I'm not sure what good it'll do me to be honest but it'll make me feel special is all.)
Flashman · Member since
Dragonzflame - damn your eyes! I gather that you are a New Zealander. As far as I am concerned, that's as near to Australian as makes no difference. Nuts, the lot of you.
nil · Member since
*raises eyebrow* Okay.....
mine are allready damned, oooh the sights!
Lester Burnham · Member since
Don't you dare damn me, you silly little man. Or else I'll have to damn you back, and you don't want that.
iGSM · Member since
Phew, I feel so much more relieved.
*damns Lester to eternal orange peeling!*
Catgoddess · Member since
Go on then.
Lester Burnham · Member since
I can take you all on. Try me, just try me!
^wicked^ · Member since
I feel left out, having eyes that are not damned and all.
Lester Burnham · Member since
It appears that we have silenced that silly lemon. I win!
geeksandgeeks · Member since
Geeksandgeeksandgeeksandgeeksandgeeks?
Flah, maybe it'd be better if you just called me Mandy. Or Goddess. And I wouldn't object to Supreme Ruler of the Universe either :P
Margo · Member since
hey, it's very easy to tell me and mandy apart, she's taller. and I have glasses.
Damn YOUR eyes, Flashman.
Flashman · Member since
Ms. Souter's eyes are well and truly damned if only for changing her username at a ridiculously alarming rate. Chaz, ROG, PastyCider and Lord knows what. A spell over my knee would would put you to rights, and no messing.
Damn your eyes Lester Burnham. You ain't a bad old stick, but I'm in such fine fettle, that the more eyes I damn - the better I feel. So damn them my lad. And be told.
Catgoddess and her eyes deserve to be damned for being rather a saucy wench, teasing Flashy and arguing with me even though I'm always, without fail, in the right.
And damn Wicked's eyes, for always seeking the moral highground, whilst everybody knows that down here is where it's at. You'll rue the day when you remarked that your boyfriend is hunkier than me, when we both know it ain't possible.