I remember Zoners and I was in the very first episode. Shanyaks and I played a couple of alcoholics who ran a burger van. Unfortunately I only lasted a couple of episodes before the writers saw fit to kill me off in a bizzare window cleaning accident that left me impaled on a giant phallus.
Well after Zoners I was typecast and the work just dried up. I released a single but it failed to chart. Then I appeared in a sit-com on ITV but the viewing figures were abysmal and it got moved to a slot between 'Prisoner Cell Block H' and 'When Babysitters Attack'.
It didn't get a second series.
These days I mainly do voiceovers for adverts, daytime quiz show appearances and the panto has been good to me.
I have heard a rumour that some female ex Zoner has written a biography in which she claims I attempted to sexually assault her with a rubber chicken and a bucket of eels. Still they say there's no such thing as bad publicity.
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