Zippy Bubblefanny...

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Daburcor? 07 February 2004 23:27 · Member since January 2002

This is a fun little e-mail that my mother forwarded to me. Enjoy!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day/week, you need silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

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Lester Burnham 07 February 2004 23:29 · Member since May 2003

Goober Chickenbuns.

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iGSM 07 February 2004 23:48 · Member since May 2003

Buttercup Gigglelips.

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Lester Burnham 07 February 2004 23:51 · Member since May 2003

That's hot.

EDIT: vv That's not.

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MexQueenFM 07 February 2004 23:56 · Member since December 2002

Snotty Bubblehead

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mrs_groucho 08 February 2004 01:28 · Member since January 2004

snotty applechunks

or

snotty gizzardsquirt

I think mine are the funniest. hahahaaa

Love,
Mrs. G

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Penis - Vagina 08 February 2004 02:15 · Member since December 2003

Greasy Applelips

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Bob The Shrek 08 February 2004 02:27 · Member since July 2001

I only have 3 letters in my surname so I used the 2nd & 3rd letters:

Lumpy Gorillatush

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Banquo 08 February 2004 06:26 · Member since July 2001

Lumply Liverchunks, god that's offal. Bum-bum.

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pma 08 February 2004 06:44 · Member since January 2002

Tootie AppleButt... that's kinda kinky...hmmm

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edward scissorhands 08 February 2004 06:49 · Member since October 2003

poopsie applepants

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Mayboy 08 February 2004 07:14 · Member since November 2002

Tootie apple

I havent got a last bit cos my surname only has 3 letters LOL

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^wicked^ 08 February 2004 09:56 · Member since August 2002

Loopy Liverfanny. hehe.

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Unknown 08 February 2004 10:00

Poopsie Appletush right here.

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Janet 08 February 2004 11:10 · Member since July 2001

Zippy Girdletush! :-D

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