I am throwing my considerable weight behind the campaign to have Dark Myuutwo elected the sole moderator/administrator/supreme overlord of Queenzone.
Now before you scoff and think "Oh, there goes that fat prick. Off on one of his rants again." I want to point out that i am 100% serious.
I have given this a lot of thought and come up with a few reasons why Dark would be the best thing to happen to Queenzone in a long long time.
Dark has the time to undertake the responsabilties of a moderator. In fact it seems that the only other people who spend as much time on Queenzone are the four familiar looking buggers in black and white at the top left hand corner of the screen. You only have to look back at the photos of Dark on the picture boards to realise that you don't get a complexion like that by exposing yourself to unneccesary sunlight. He's got skin like tapioca pudding for God's sake.
Dark would never abuse his position. He would consult Richard on important matters and act on his advice. Dark would be in constant contact with Richard and would constantly be under the impression that Richard has the time and can be bothered to answer some thirty or forty e-mails a day as to enquire whether someone should be banned. Should Dark ever make a decision in Richard's absence it can be put down to his condition and he will be absolved from all consequences.
Dark does not hold grudges except by his own admission Charles Baer.
Oh and Jakeass of course.
And Chad.
Oh and Iron Eagle as well.
But we can discuss that later, can't we?
Dark is a firm believer in the freedom of speech. The only censorship he is in favour of is is the colourful language used by certain individuals on this board. Dark is well aware that young fans often visit the board and the very glimpse of the F word would send that impressionable youngster into a downward spiral of drug abuse, teenage pregnacy and flying jumbo jets into the side of tall buildings. Dark has no objections to fans posting photographs of partially charred corpses in their profiles however.
Dark would reserve the right to re-classify certain words to those of swearing status. From now on the word Nimrod is a hundred times worse than festering cunt bubble.
And most importantly. The one thing that singles Dark out from other candidates is the very thing that will drag Queenzone kicking and screaming into the 18th Century.
Dark does not like QOL.
So there you have it folks.
Vote for progress.
Vote for common sense.
Vote for Dark Myuutwo.
Seriously, how great would it be to have Dark running around like a fucking headless chicken while we all stood back and watched the carnage. It would only last a week or so before George Bush came up with a reason to go to war with him. Just think of the stories when we all get back on the board after our bans have been lifted. I can't think of anything funnier than the mess that little trumpet would cause. God bless his little cotton socks.
fatty.
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