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Woman Marries Dead Boyfriend

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http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/odd.jsp?floc=NW_4-L2

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Very weird
TIMELESS
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SHe just wanted his pension.. lol
My Brothers and Sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child... -Weird Al (Generic Blues) I gave up on books when 'To Kill A Mockingbird' gave me no useful advice on how to kill a mockingbird.
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I don't even want to think about the wedding night.
When life hands you lemons, add vodka.
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I wonder if rigor mortis helped to consumate the marriage.
Socialism: There's one for you, nineteen for me Should five per cent appear too small Be thankful I don't take it all
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She'd be guaranteed a 'stiffy' that night though, don't you think?
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
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lol!!
Queen Rules-Rock On!!! ...I`m Lord of all Darkness,I`m Queen of the night...
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lol
"it's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you're not"
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"She'd be guaranteed a 'stiffy' that night though, don't you think?"
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I ain't gonna touch that, Flashman. That's cold, very c-c-c-o-l-d.........;-)

Here's to the bride and ghoul
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Hmmm... That's uhhhh...
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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fucking weird
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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That is crazy and, for that matter, rather gross. *cringes*

Love,
Mrs. G
I'm gonna make a mistake I'm gonna do it on purpose I'm gonna waste my time 'Cause I'm full as a tick And I'm scratching at the surface And what I find is mine ~F. Apple
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Yes. Perhaps Bush can use this as support for defence of marriage.

Stiffy? Oi, jeez.
"I always knew I was a star. And now, the rest of the world seems to agree with me." - FM
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urrghh Flashy.....but LOL!
"I'm going up Buchanan Street With a box of fireworks And two bottles of Tizer"
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I don't get the "stiffy" joke. Can someone please explain it?