In the new Maxim swimsuit issue (Feb. '04) they have 'Our all-time favorite tunes about masturbation.'
Queen isn't in the list, but the pic they use is one of Freddie where they have replaced his mic with a rubber chicken. And by the look on our hero's face, it rather does look like he would be 'choking the chicken'
Just a funny little thing for you guys to check out if you have the mag, or see it on the news stand.
I sure was surprised to see Fred in my favourite mag, just goes to show that he is still in the hearts and minds of more than just us.
Oh by the way, the caption on the pic was "We will cock you!"
iGSM · Member since
heh, or even two other titles..that don't really make sense now that I think about them.
'Don't Stop Me Now'
'You're my Best Friend'
*sigh* I'm foolish.
Arnaldo "Ogre-" Silveira · Member since
"In the lap of the cocks"?
"I want to beat meat"?
*ashamed of my own foolishness*
iGSM · Member since
Play the Game.
D.Blythe · Member since
About all of the titles from "Mr. Bad Guy" could apply. "Foolin' Around", "Man Made Paradise", "There Must Be More To Life Than This", "Living On My Own"...
Penis - Vagina · Member since
I was lazing on a Sunday afternoon when a flick of the wrist whilst attempting the fairy feller's master-stroke resulted in a misfire.
I said to myself "keep yourself alive, don't lose your head" so I began to fun it once more. "Ooh, you take my breath away..long away" I said to my great king rat.
What use to have them if you can't beat them?
Thanks to my staying power, in a flash I was coming soon again.
Ms.Lurex · Member since
"don't wank so hard"
Lester Burnham · Member since
I don't laugh very often while reading this messageboard, and this thread is no exception. However, I did chuckle slightly at Deacon Fan's creativity - I never realized most of Queen's song titles could be applied to self-satisfaction.
MexQueenFM · Member since
"I don't laugh very often while reading this messageboard, and this thread is no exception."
that made me move my face, i dont know if it was in disgust or satisfaction
Lester Burnham · Member since
Most likely disgust, I rarely satisfy anyone.
Daburcor? · Member since
My brother subscribes to Maxim and showed me said picture the other day. I was going to scan it, but figured "Why?". LOL!
MenthylatedGin · Member since
*begs* SCAN IT!
Mr.Jingles · Member since
My girlfriend got mad at me for buying a Maxim magazine with Kathrine Heigl on the cover.
