...as to how I can get out of performing the Heimlich Maneuver and CPR on dummies tomorrow?
I'm desperate!
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Find out what material the face/lips are made of and develop a sudden allergy to it :-P
Ooh, Deacon Fan...that's a good one. ;^)
Really, there is no way I can get out of this, because I try to have a good attendance record, etc, but I just don't want to do this at all!
The upshot of this is, however, that my teacher arrives to class 10-15 mins late every class.
Really, there is no way I can get out of this, because I try to have a good attendance record, etc, but I just don't want to do this at all!
The upshot of this is, however, that my teacher arrives to class 10-15 mins late every class.
wear a strap-on dildo and look really keen. I bet they send you home.
fatty.
fatty.
LOL
Wear a grey suit, little round glasses, a fake moustache and a swastika armband. Swear blind that you thought she said Himmler - 100% certain you will be sent home to change and therefore miss your lesson ;-)
LOL!!! Oooh, that's tempting. ;^)
...I should ask advice about all of my other classes, too!
...I should ask advice about all of my other classes, too!
You KNOW what I think. And it has to do with projectile pens and faces. I stand firm by that advice.;) Sorry I can't be of any REAL help Manders!