The Real John Deacon?!!

Dear John,

Would asking for some used toilet-paper be too much?
Me and my wife would be sooooooo thrilled!

PS Are you in Brazil with your wife and seventeen kids or did you take the nice stripper with you? Do y'all have work permits there?

PPS Can I write to you at the gullible sod mail adress?

I don't believe that this is a real John Deacon. He wouldn't give his email to everyone. Who are you, the person hiding under John Deacon's name?

Now JD, we agreed at the last band meeting that under no circumstances were you, Janet & fatty to reveal your true identities. Now fatty's gonna get inundated with questions about sixpences and Janet's going to get propositioned by every female on the board.

Do try and think about the consequences next time...

What the f***?? lol:))))))) Queenrocks! are you mad or what??? rotfl:))))))))) Fireplace lol:)) Oh Deaky you bad, bad, bad boy!! Hiding from us for a years and all this time you are actually HERE, on the queenzone... wow maaaaaan:)) Oh please please please please can I have just one of yours bass strigns?? It ain't much I'm aksing:)) I'll put it on my wall. Cheers Deaky, and Queenrocks!, get a grip:)

Little_Queenie what do you mean get a grip?!!

You are not John Deacon. I don't believe it. He might be fooling you. Be careful.;)

Queenrocks! nothing, nothing, forget it... Just wanted to ask you do you really think this is the real Deaky or are you kidding???

Penetration_Guru is right, I should probably say nothing more about this, for security reasons.

O.K this is officially the end of this topic and DeaconJohn you don't have to say who you really are. Penetration Guru is right.

Thank you for understanding.

Thanks to Stephen and Jorge for their touching e-mails. They certainly put a smile on my face.