John:if that man takes one more photograph of me, i'm gonna...
Mayboy · Member since
Brian - "aww John u have beautiful hair i wish i could grow mine that long"
John - "Brian stop staring at my hair"
Brian - "err soz just trying to take my mind off Freddie, i think hes staring at my nipple its a bit cold in here"
Roger - "come on guys look at the camera, lets get this over and done with"
pma · Member since
John - Judging by the look on his face, is suffering from major shrinkage and low self-esteem during the photoshoot.
Brian - Mmmh..if I close my eyes like this, people will think I'm invisible...I wonder if they can see my "red special" though?
Freddie - Oh my goodness, Brian has his first chesthair, puberty at last!
Roger - I should really stop being vain and wear my prescription glasses, because I could almost swear I'm here being photographed almost nude with Freddie touching me... but they said we were going out to the beach... what's that foggy thing flashing in the horizon? aah..must be a boat
geeksandgeeks · Member since
LOL pma!
RT: I'm not looking at you, Brian. Deliberately, see?
FM: Roger, what on earth are you doing? And all this time I thought you fancied me!
BM: ROGER! Get your hand outta there!
MICK ROCK: Okay, c'mon, Rog, hand offa Brian's face. He's not THAT bad-looking naked.
RT: *sheepishly removes his hand from Brian's face*
FM: Oh. I thought it was something more sinister. Never mind, dear.
BM: FREDDIE! EYES OFF! THIS IS BAD ENOUGH AS IT IS!!!
JD: Kill me now...
Penetration_Guru · Member since
"Hold On, I'm Coming"
iGSM · Member since
*John gets the inspiration for Misfire*
Togg · Member since
OK, who's wearing my nipple star?
The Mir@cle · Member since
ROGER: "Oh yeah Freddie, I like that! Deeper! Deeper!"
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach · Member since
Wahey!! That's not a MICROPHONE!!!!
Daburcor? · Member since
LOL @ Archie!
Banquo · Member since
A few seconds later Roger threw a hissy fit and fell out with Freddie, while John turned to Brian and said What are you fucking starting at?