Superhero!

This was posted on QOL, I thought it was fun, so, Here it is on Qz! :D

http://www.humorscope.com/hero.html

Name: Flame Panther
Secret Identity: Dan Corson
Special Power: Twisting Enigma
Transportation: Magnetic Bathtub
Weapon: Flame Carbine
Costume: Leopard Skin Leotard
Sidekick: Pippin
Nemesis: Harold the Puzzler
Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy
Favorite Food: Cake

Name: Thunder Flame
Secret Identity: Daniel Corson
Special Power: Invisibility
Transportation: Alien Minivan
Weapon: Psionic Flare
Costume: Silver Underwear
Sidekick: Sundance
Nemesis: Marvin the Ripper
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Ritz Crackers

What a difference a few letters makes... :P

Name: Thunder Dude
Secret Identity: Jeffrey ******
Special Power: Lightning Feet
Transportation: Quantum Bike
Weapon: Flame Whip
Costume: Fireproof Robe
Sidekick: Bones
Nemesis: Ming the Deadly
Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness
Favorite Food: Sardines

Sardines! Yuck! I can't stand fish of any kind :-P

Name: Barbarella
Secret Identity: Catherine Campbell
Special Power: Kinetic Pinch
Transportation: Electric Bicycle
Weapon: Flame Grenade
Costume: Kevlar Cowl
Sidekick: Bones
Nemesis: Nancy the Riddler
Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy
Favorite Food: Raspberries

and

Name: Ice Flame
Secret Identity: Savannah Campbell
Special Power: Kinetic Breath
Transportation: Electric Chopper
Weapon: Ultra Spray
Costume: Jewelled Booties
Sidekick: Merry
Nemesis: Marvin the Puzzler
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to love
Favorite Food: Onion Rings

Hey! You have narcolepsy too! Small world, eh?

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

Name: Scary Lad
Secret Identity: Mex QueenFM
Special Power: Magnetic Gaze
Transportation: Quantum Bicycle
Weapon: Ultra Blunderbuss
Costume: Golden Gauntlets
Sidekick: Merry
Nemesis: Harold the Elder
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to spinach
Favorite Food: Onion Rings

It's like it knows me:-

Name: Flashman
Secret Identity: Flashman
Special Power: Instant 'Lady Swoon'
Transportation: Bentley
Weapon: In good working order
Costume: Dapper
Sidekick: Sir Archie Leach
Nemesis: Enraged husbands
Tragic Flaw: Yellow hide
Favorite Food: Woman

LOL

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Light Ox
Secret Identity: Nathan May
Special Power: Kinetic Gaze
Transportation: Magnetic Train
Weapon: Graviton Whip
Costume: Bulletproof Skin
Sidekick: Bud
Nemesis: Nancy the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia
Favorite Food: Chocolate

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Angel Raven
Secret Identity: silje jensen
Special Power: Power Energy
Transportation: Nuclear Submarine
Weapon: Lightning Spear
Costume: Alligator Booties
Sidekick: Ginger
Nemesis: Eric the Clever
Tragic Flaw: Fear of falling
Favorite Food: Strawberries

hahaa. Cool !!!

Name: Red Fox
Secret Identity: gerli ******
Special Power: Invisibility
Transportation: Magnetic Scooter
Weapon: Flame Grenade
Costume: Spandex Helmet
Sidekick: Gilligan
Nemesis: Ming the Blue
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Cheese

Name: Angel Snake
Secret Identity: margo *****
Special Power: Bionic Spear
Transportation: Wonder Horse
Weapon: Graviton Flare
Costume: Leather Bikini
Sidekick: Festus
Nemesis: Ming the Black
Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia
Favorite Food: Strawberries

jeez this is odd... lol

Name: Lightning Flame
Secret Identity: Kate Bogema
Special Power: Crackling Bat
Transportation: Turbo Jet
Weapon: Neutron Whip
Costume: Stainless Steel Mask
Sidekick: Festus
Nemesis: Jasmine the Flatulent
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to spinach
Favorite Food: Strawberries

and

Name: Ice Wolf
Secret Identity: Kathleen Bogema
Special Power: Freezing Tentacles
Transportation: Quantum Car
Weapon: Psionic Spear
Costume: Dragonhide Pajamas
Sidekick: Bufurt
Nemesis: Arnold the Sneaky
Tragic Flaw: Laziness
Favorite Food: Cheez Whiz

Name: Citronella
Secret Identity: Sarah ______
Special Power: Blazing Enigma
Transportation: Quantum Bicycle
Weapon: Psychotronic Pistol
Costume: Leather Cowl
Sidekick: Festus
Nemesis: Jasmine the Clever
Tragic Flaw: Fear of heights
Favorite Food: Clam Chowder

And my boyfriend...

Name: Red Lad
Secret Identity: Brian ______
Special Power: Twisting Bat
Transportation: Shamu the Elephant
Weapon: Photon Blade
Costume: Lead Robe
Sidekick: Igor
Nemesis: Jack the Sneaky
Tragic Flaw: Fear of peanut butter
Favorite Food: French Fries