10 things difficult to say when you're drunk ...

Mrs.Taylor · Member since February 2003

28 February 2004 16:11

This is a list of things DIFFICULT to say when you're drunk:-

1. Specify
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

This is a list of things VERY DIFFICULT to say when you're drunk:-

1. Specificity
2. British constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

And these are IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:-

1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're really not my type.
4. No kebab for me, thanks.
5. Good evening officer, isn't it a lovely night?
6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
7. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance - I have zero co-ordination.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street!
10. I must be going home now - I have work in the morning.

;)

MexQueenFM · Member since December 2002

28 February 2004 16:14

"1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're really not my type."

Those are impossible to say!!! Unbeliaveble :D

LOL

^wicked^ · Member since August 2002

28 February 2004 16:17

I'll keep those in mind when I am partying tonight! Hehe.

Makes me think... I'd better give the DD my boyfriend's numbers or else I might get stuck in Burlington. Damned Burlington. *shakes fist*

Daburcor? · Member since January 2002

28 February 2004 16:20

And NOW do you see why we shouldn't drink boys and girls?

Ian R · Member since July 2001

28 February 2004 20:06

"Specificity"

Ah, bollocks - I can't even say that when I'm sober!!

L-R-TIGER1994 · Member since July 2002

28 February 2004 20:07

The most difficult to say is to explain when you arrive at home why you come so drunk.

Brian_Mays_Wig · Member since December 2002

29 February 2004 04:19

im pissed now (sunday morning) awwwww my head hurts :(

Little_Queenie · Member since February 2004

29 February 2004 05:29

Brian's Wig, same here:)) :// I'm never gonna drink again...

Mayboy · Member since November 2002

29 February 2004 07:09

I cant say some of them when im sober lol

Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach · Member since October 2002

29 February 2004 07:39

That rotten bugger Flashman got me leathered again.

In fact I still can't open my eyes properly. Garn.

Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach · Member since October 2002

29 February 2004 07:58

I think I need a lie down.

Oh the pain, the pain.

nil · Member since February 2003

29 February 2004 08:11

"I cant say some of them when im sober lol"
hehe awww

Hitman · Member since August 2001

29 February 2004 09:34

LOL

Queenleaf · Member since April 2003

29 February 2004 10:09

<1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. 2. Nope, no more booze for me. 3. Sorry, but you're really not my type. 4. No kebab for me, thanks. 5. Good evening officer, isn't it a lovely night? 6. I'm not interested in fighting you. 7. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing! 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance - I have zero co-ordination. 9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street! 10. I must be going home now - I have work in the morning.> lmao Mex cannot say them at all!

Mrs.Taylor · Member since February 2003

29 February 2004 12:06

Here's another one from my own personal experience - LOL

No, I won't switch the PC on and post on QueenZone - I'll wait till I'm sober in the morning and can remember how to shut the PC down properly!!!

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