10 things difficult to say when you're drunk ...

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Mrs.Taylor 28 February 2004 16:11 · Member since February 2003

This is a list of things DIFFICULT to say when you're drunk:-

1. Specify
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

This is a list of things VERY DIFFICULT to say when you're drunk:-

1. Specificity
2. British constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

And these are IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:-

1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're really not my type.
4. No kebab for me, thanks.
5. Good evening officer, isn't it a lovely night?
6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
7. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance - I have zero co-ordination.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street!
10. I must be going home now - I have work in the morning.

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MexQueenFM 28 February 2004 16:14 · Member since December 2002

"1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're really not my type."

Those are impossible to say!!! Unbeliaveble :D

LOL

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^wicked^ 28 February 2004 16:17 · Member since August 2002

I'll keep those in mind when I am partying tonight! Hehe.

Makes me think... I'd better give the DD my boyfriend's numbers or else I might get stuck in Burlington. Damned Burlington. *shakes fist*

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Daburcor? 28 February 2004 16:20 · Member since January 2002

And NOW do you see why we shouldn't drink boys and girls?

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Ian R 28 February 2004 20:06 · Member since July 2001

"Specificity"

Ah, bollocks - I can't even say that when I'm sober!!

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L-R-TIGER1994 28 February 2004 20:07 · Member since July 2002

The most difficult to say is to explain when you arrive at home why you come so drunk.

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Brian_Mays_Wig 29 February 2004 04:19 · Member since December 2002

im pissed now (sunday morning) awwwww my head hurts :(

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Little_Queenie 29 February 2004 05:29 · Member since February 2004

Brian's Wig, same here:)) :// I'm never gonna drink again...

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Mayboy 29 February 2004 07:09 · Member since November 2002

I cant say some of them when im sober lol

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Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 29 February 2004 07:39 · Member since October 2002

That rotten bugger Flashman got me leathered again.

In fact I still can't open my eyes properly. Garn.

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Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 29 February 2004 07:58 · Member since October 2002

I think I need a lie down.

Oh the pain, the pain.

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nil 29 February 2004 08:11 · Member since February 2003

"I cant say some of them when im sober lol"
hehe awww

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Hitman 29 February 2004 09:34 · Member since August 2001

LOL

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Queenleaf 29 February 2004 10:09 · Member since April 2003

<1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. 2. Nope, no more booze for me. 3. Sorry, but you're really not my type. 4. No kebab for me, thanks. 5. Good evening officer, isn't it a lovely night? 6. I'm not interested in fighting you. 7. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing! 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance - I have zero co-ordination. 9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street! 10. I must be going home now - I have work in the morning.> lmao Mex cannot say them at all!

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Mrs.Taylor 29 February 2004 12:06 · Member since February 2003

Here's another one from my own personal experience - LOL

No, I won't switch the PC on and post on QueenZone - I'll wait till I'm sober in the morning and can remember how to shut the PC down properly!!!

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