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What the hell is Lizzie on?

Did you buy anything nice Miss James?

I didn't know you said knackered in the US. Well I'll be.

As for the above quote John actually said it to me about twelve years ago when we were hiding behind my couch to avoid Brian who was banging at the window. He wanted us to listen to some solo album or something daft like that.
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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"What the hell is Lizzie on?"

- She lost me at the beginning of her first sentence..

"Did you buy anything nice Miss James?"

- I did, actually! I got a new battery for my watch...a cd (I probably could have done without it, but I got it anyway...) and some pics developed. I also went to a British store and bought some wine gums...mmmm...

"I didn't know you said knackered in the US. Well I'll be."

- *giggle* We don't - I stole it from you. ;^)

"As for the above quote John actually said it to me about twelve years ago when we were hiding behind my couch to avoid Brian who was banging at the window. He wanted us to listen to some solo album or something daft like that."

- How very frightening. I hope he didn't get too violent.
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Er. Is it just me, or do we suddenly have about six thousand four hundred and twelve newbies? Usually people join one at a time, they don't come in droves like this.
God wants you to send me some money. "Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
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There now follows a brief summary of this thread, for those who can't be arsed to read through eight pages:

fatty: Amusing story.
Some random Queenager: Typical loony overreaction.
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt
Sir Archie Leach: Flirt
Miss James: Flirt

Joke Copyright (c) DeaconJohn, 2002. All right reserved.
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*sigh*
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can't really remember... :-)
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Flirting? Moi?

Excellent synopsis Taylor-Mayed wouldn't you say the allegedly flirty Miss James?
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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i`m with the rass clart gang hehe

I am begining to realise fattys sense of humour. Its not all that bad. I suppose it makes him feel better to talk about freddie being alive. Like a sense of comfort.
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I'm not sure if "excellent" was the word I was thinking of...lol..

Ho hum.
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Whatever you say Miss James. You are so right!

*twirls hair round finger while daydreaming of Miss J*
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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*cuts out Sir Archie's liver while he is day dreaming*
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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LOL Sir Archie - shhhh, the gossipy neighbors will talk if they hear you say things like that! ;^)

Now, now, iGSM, didn't anyone tell you it is impolite to cut other people's livers out? I think someone's going to have to d*mn your eyes!
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Don't worry about the liver Miss James. I always keep a spare for the weekend in preparation for a binge with that old wino Flashman.
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".