I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard.

LMAO!

Kuku... I just can't get used to "She Makes Me"... it's one of the only few Queen songs that have hit me the wrong way. Oh well! :-\

Oh my god...I almost pissed myself reading that....fatty...you should write a book about this....I certainly would by a bunch of copies....

Would you care to elucidate Miss James?

*Sir Archie twists end of his dapper moustache and straightens tie*

One day all will be revealed.

Miss James look into my eyes...you are feeling sleepy...very sleepy...

im sorry i have ever posted in this topic, i did not know that you guys were actually serious, if i had known, i would have luahged it off, and say it is one hell of a story. but if you are in fact serious, i stand by everything i say.

I have to admit, it is one hell of a conclusion and story.

kelly

My dear Psyche Star I meant no offence, it was merely an attempt at humour, one that has obviously backfired.

My sincerest apologies.

*wipes egg from face and puts flying monkeys back on standby alert*

'LOL!! You surprise me, Sir Archie - you being such a fan of alcohol, I at least would have thought you'd try to get me drunk first.'

No! No! No! Alcohol must never be used for evil purposes Miss James!

Booze and 'it's many things' should be treated as a friend, a best friend. Be at one with the booze.

When I dawdle off to the big public house in the sky I ask you to remember one thing. All one needs in life is the bottle.

The honourable Sir Archie has clearly attempted humour with the wrong person. Id watch my back now if I were you, as you seem to have made yourself a mortal enemy.

Fortunatley your army of flying monkeys will make more than adequate bodyguards, bless them...

Miss James that would sound ideal.

However, I'm a bit short at the moment on account of a sojourn to Amsterdam at t'end of the month.

So would you mind paying?
(Don't you have to be 21 over there to drink?)


And my dear DeaconJohn the monkeys send their regards.

I had been wondering why this topic got so big...

Sir Archie... May I have one of those monkies?

Freddie did not write "In My Defence" - you should know that when you "love him more than life itself". It scares me when a woman claims to "love" a gay guy she never met and who died 12 years ago. That's the most hopeless choice I can think of except for maybe the Pope.

It's true. You'll find it was Burt Bacarach and a packet of Juicy Fruits.

*Note to self: Get flying monkies...with GOATS eyes!!*

21 years of age to drink. God bless the land of the free I say. Here in Lancashire it's a ritual to take whisky chasers by the time your seven.

Double vodka and coke please Miss James, no ice (it gets in the way).

Dan a monkey is on its way.

IGSM a monkey with goats eyes??? You're strange.