I'm Pilate. Flashman, I think I know what you are ;) I think I know what you are, too, Margo ;) ;)
Spiderleg Synthia · Member since
Judas Iscariot. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Dances With Freddie · Member since
Judas wasn't an evil person. He just did what he thought was right and that was an important part of God's plan, so.... don't worry :)
I'm Jesus :P
siljeoen · Member since
Judas Iscariot..
pma · Member since
Caiaphas
Daburcor? · Member since
Looks like I'm...
"...Jesus of Nazareth. Our carpenter friend. The good news is you're the Messiah. The bad news could fill several pages, with the worst of it being that your best friend betrays you and you are lashed (39 times, too), crowned with a crown of thorns, and crucified, and besides that your *other* friend denies he knows you. Bummer, man. At least you get played by Ian Gillan on the album and Glenn Carter in the new movie (shown)."
Lawyeris · Member since
me too, Dan, me too:)
Penis - Vagina · Member since
No, *I* am Jesus Christ.
Lawyeris · Member since
Nop, my dear - you are just pretender
look what they've done to claudi.... · Member since
"You are Mary Magdalene. Jesus' almost girlfriend and a former (says you) prostitute. You're very nice, and you come in handy when JC has been freaked out by scary lepers. Whenever he calls ("HEAL YOURSELVES!"), you come running. Perhaps you should have tried sidetracking the priests by offering to show them the finer points of your house in Bethany? Hmmm?"
okay, i can live with that...
*starts singing "i don't know how to love him"*
Mayboy · Member since
You are Mary Magdalene. Jesus' almost girlfriend and a former (says you) prostitute. You're very nice, and you come in handy when JC has been freaked out by scary lepers. Whenever he calls ("HEAL YOURSELVES!"), you come running. Perhaps you should have tried sidetracking the priests by offering to show them the finer points of your house in Bethany? Hmmm? You're played by Yvonne Elliman and Renee Castle (shown).
LOL
*the Time Guardian* · Member since
Jebus
Penis - Vagina · Member since
Okay, I'll be the special edition Gay Jesus and you guys fight over who is the regular one.
*the Time Guardian* · Member since
(y)lyrics from a band called Claire's Birthday
THE NEXT BIG THING
last night I slept with elvis
in a heartbreak hotel
I'm sure you're all pleased to hear that
the king is alive and well
I heard his voice in my ear saying
dear are you lonesome tonight
I said well for a few hundreds
I'll be anything you like
read it in the papers
now that I'm a star
famous and gorgeous
equally cursed and loved
the medias gone grazy
and america's in love with me
the next big thing after jesus yeah
just had a call from the white house
bill's asking me for a tea
and though I'm not so found of sigars
stuffed up my arse
I'd do anything for peace
now that I'm famous
now that I'm rich
I still haven't forgotten where I come from
once a bitch always a bitch
read it in the papers
I'm a higher class
I've had a boobjob
and tightened my arse
shitloads of sugar shitloads of cash
I'm the next big thing after jesus yeah
geeksandgeeks · Member since
Margo, get in here, I want to see if you're Simon Zealotes or not :)
