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...can't we have another one? I hope I'm not annoying people... If we need a reason to have a party... well I'm turning 17 and becoming "more legal" on the 20th!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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i just raised my eyebrow at this topic :-P

O.o
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Not legal at 17?

Jeepers, I was a master of the Capital Act when I was your age. Morning, noon and night - my arse was a blur.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
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Orgies... Are these of the animal variety?

*This was Amanda's orgy joke, I stole it.*
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Of course they are of the animal variety!!!! And um, well I AM a virgen!!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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Queenleaf, sounds good to me:))
Give me a good guitar, and you can say that my hair's a disgrace, oh, just find me an open car - I'll make the speed of light out of this place...
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I'm afraid that I have not the means to be as "active" as you Flashy untill I'm 18! Oh well, one more year!
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it. -Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist
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damn, this is too X-rated for me
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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I ain't as 'active' as in the old days, Queenleaf my lass, but I don't do so bad. There'll always be a roof over Flashy's head, put it that way.

I couldn't have waited until I was 18 though, I rather think that I'd have gone berserk. Mind you, I would have developed a fair set of forearms. My bedroom would have been wall-to-wall in Kleenex.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
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Oooookay, someone's horny.

Why don't we make a collect for Queenleaf and buy her a vibrator.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]... and now the "best you can offer is Mr. Jingles? HA! He's... just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
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No need. I have six speed settings and a lifetime battery guarantee.

I'm on my way!
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
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"No need. I have six speed settings and a lifetime battery guarantee."

LOL, that'll make her happy
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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"Orgies... Are these of the animal variety?

*This was Amanda's orgy joke, I stole it.*"

- thanks for the mention, pal - I've just called my lawyer and we've decided not to sue. ;^)
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"- thanks for the mention, pal - I've just called my lawyer and we've decided not to sue. ;^)"

OHTHANKGOD!!! I was worried!
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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have a good time Queenleaf!
Anything too stupid to be said... is sung.

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