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*awakens from drunken stupor* Ugh... Wha' happened?! Oh yeah, It was that crazy Amanda...*grumbles, drinks some more*
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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I tried stopping on New Years Day and lasted until about 5.30. Then I decided to quit apart from one joint a night (I have three prolapsed discs in my spine and I find a wee blaw before bed helps).I lasted until 4.30.
Now I am on a diet and the thought of quitting terrifies me.

Bob> I remember you quitting last year. Are you back on the Royals again?

fatty.
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Afraid so Fatty, I lasted about 5 weeks in all.

Rothmans Royals - God's cigarettes.
Cleveland May 24 to June 4th 2007 - I came, I saw, I fucked off home again.
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The first cigarettes I ever tried were cheap menthol ones and I'm pleased to report that those put me off ever trying anything else, particularly when I chain smoked two when I was drunk and vomited into a camelia bush.
Then Polar Bear had to help me home when he put Greatest Hits on full volume (and on repeat) and I was too incapacitated to turn it off.
I even made it to school on time the next day.
When life hands you lemons, add vodka.