Heard it 5 minutes ago:
A car is driving on a new road. Policeman stops it and says: "Congratulations! You are 10th driver, who drives on that road. You just won 10 000 bucks. Tell me, whar are you going to do with that money?"
Man says: "I think I'm going to get driver's licence"
His wife, whos next to him, screams: "Don't listen to him, he is drunk!"
Mother-in-law, who's in the backseat says: "I knew we wouldn't go far with this stolen car"
A voice in the boot asks: "Have we crossed the border-line already?"
*the Time Guardian*