I found a list of these in one of my books. If anyone has any to add to the list, feel free. These are all real towns, but not all of them are incorporated, so you won't find them on a map.
Some of the better ones, in no particular order:
-Muck, Alabama
-Eek, Alaska
-Chicken, Alaska
-Toad Suck, Arkansas
-Bee, Nebraska
-Worms, Nebraska
-Papa, Hawaii
-Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
-Typo, Kentucky (that must be where I'm from...)
-Hopeulikit, Georgia
-Santa Claus, Georgia
-Bitch Lake, New York
-Bitch Creek, Idaho
-Bitch Mountain, Idaho
-Why, Arizona
-Poopout Hill, California
-ZZYZX, California
-Hell, Michigan
-Quigglesville, Pennsylvania
-Psycho, Maine
-Hoo Hoo, West Virginia
-God, Washington
-Jesus, Washington
-Good Luck, Kentucky
Anyone know any others?
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There's a Paradise, Pennsylvania, but in order to get there you need to go through Blue Ball and then Intercourse.
I wish I was kidding.
I wish I was kidding.
Oh my God - I wish you were, too.
Hold on a minute, I put this in the personal forum, why is it here?
We have a Climax here in Kansas. Best I could find.
Monkey's Eyebrow, KY
big lick nc
always liked that one
always liked that one
"big lick nc
always liked that one"
*snicker*
always liked that one"
*snicker*
One of the State Parks in Kentuck is called "Big Bone Lick." Surely a favourite destination of men throughout the midwest, and the world.
Mianus, not sure exactly where it is, but it was immortilized in Jackass.
It's in Connecticut.
There's also an Intercourse in Alabama.
In Webster, MA, there's a Lake Chargoggagoggamanchauggauggagoggchaubunagungamugg.
California used to have:
Murderers Gulch
Guano Hill
Chucklehead Diggings
Delerium Tremens
Whiskey Diggings
You Bet
Chicken Thrief Flat
Poker Flat
Git-Up-And-Git
Dead Mule
One Eye
Hell-out-for-Noon City
Puke
Shitbritches Creek
Other places out West that used to be:
Tombstone, AZ
Cripple Creek, CO
Whiskey Dick Mountain, WA
Dead Bastard Peak, WY
Two Tits, CA
Shit-House Mountain, AZ
In Lunenburg County, VA there was a Fucking Creek, and a Tickle Cunt Branch.
North Carolina had a Coldass Creek, and there's still Sugar Tit, KY.
And finally (I think these all still exist today):
Who'd A Thought It, AL
Eek, AK
Greasy Corner, Toad Suck, Turkey Scratch, AR
Zyzx Springs, CA
Two Egg, FL
Zook Spur, What Cheer, IA
Rabbit Hash, Bug, OK, KY
Bald Friar, Number Nine, MD
Teaticket, MA
Sleepy Eye, Dinkytown, MI
Tightwad, Peculiar, Jerk Tail, MO
Hot Coffee, Goodfood, MS
Wynot, NE
Brainy Boro, Cheesequake, NJ
Rabbit Shuffle, Stiffleknee Knob, Shoofly, NC
Knockemstiff, Pee Pee, Lickskillet, Mudsock, OH
Bowlegs, OK
East Due West, SC
Yell, Bugscuffle, Gizzards Cove, Zu Zu, TN
Bugtussle, Chocolat Bayou, Ding Dong, Looneyville, Jot 'Em Down, Cut And Shoot, Goodnight, Humble, Oatmeal, TX
Lick Fork, Unthanks, Tizzle Flats, VA
Humptulips, Shittim Gulch, WA
Superior Bottom, WV
Embarrass, WI
And of course there's the Grand Teton mountains in Wyoming, where you have a National Park named after some huge mammaries.
California used to have:
Murderers Gulch
Guano Hill
Chucklehead Diggings
Delerium Tremens
Whiskey Diggings
You Bet
Chicken Thrief Flat
Poker Flat
Git-Up-And-Git
Dead Mule
One Eye
Hell-out-for-Noon City
Puke
Shitbritches Creek
Other places out West that used to be:
Tombstone, AZ
Cripple Creek, CO
Whiskey Dick Mountain, WA
Dead Bastard Peak, WY
Two Tits, CA
Shit-House Mountain, AZ
In Lunenburg County, VA there was a Fucking Creek, and a Tickle Cunt Branch.
North Carolina had a Coldass Creek, and there's still Sugar Tit, KY.
And finally (I think these all still exist today):
Who'd A Thought It, AL
Eek, AK
Greasy Corner, Toad Suck, Turkey Scratch, AR
Zyzx Springs, CA
Two Egg, FL
Zook Spur, What Cheer, IA
Rabbit Hash, Bug, OK, KY
Bald Friar, Number Nine, MD
Teaticket, MA
Sleepy Eye, Dinkytown, MI
Tightwad, Peculiar, Jerk Tail, MO
Hot Coffee, Goodfood, MS
Wynot, NE
Brainy Boro, Cheesequake, NJ
Rabbit Shuffle, Stiffleknee Knob, Shoofly, NC
Knockemstiff, Pee Pee, Lickskillet, Mudsock, OH
Bowlegs, OK
East Due West, SC
Yell, Bugscuffle, Gizzards Cove, Zu Zu, TN
Bugtussle, Chocolat Bayou, Ding Dong, Looneyville, Jot 'Em Down, Cut And Shoot, Goodnight, Humble, Oatmeal, TX
Lick Fork, Unthanks, Tizzle Flats, VA
Humptulips, Shittim Gulch, WA
Superior Bottom, WV
Embarrass, WI
And of course there's the Grand Teton mountains in Wyoming, where you have a National Park named after some huge mammaries.
lmao!! I find this all very amusing
Penistone, Yorkshire.
Sorry, you had to be there.
Sorry, you had to be there.