How do I register for the UK convention?

Hi.
I'm not a member of the IQFC (as of yet anyways), but I want to know, how can I register to attend the UK convention in May? I can't find anything on QW or QOL that can help answer my question :(

Join the fan club, fan club members only, and their friends I think.

Yes you do have to be a member of the fan club to be sent a booking form.
I paid my last instalment today - 53 days to go.

Then of course there's the IQ test.

Never mind Dark, some other life maybe...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL:)

Well, it's for (1.) fan club members and (2.) their friends and bear in mind that:

1. You're not a fan club member
2. You're not a friend of Penetration_Guru who's a fan club member

So you're unsuccessful in both conditions. But don't give up yet - if you're a stepford, it will earn you a bonus point and you will be allowed to the Convention.

Jacky said she'll send me info pamplets in the mail soon. I gave her my address

Well that's it I'm ripping up my Fan Club membership card of 23 years, Jacky will let anyone in now!

If by some miracle you get a passport and airport security let you through, I'll be waiting for you Dark, I'm sure I can find somewhere to store you until the feds arrive.

No offense, Togg, but why do you dislike me? I don't feel this is called for.

And (edit) the UK customs can't prevent me from entering a country based on what I type online. That's invasion of personal privacy and opinion, imo (for lack of a better term :P )

"2. You're not a friend of Penetration_Guru who's a fan club member"

The likelyhood of him and I being friends is as likely as George W. Bush Jr. being buddy-buddy with Osama bin Laden or Jean Chretien (the latter, who if anyone didn't know, was the Prime Minister of Canada for ten awful years)

""It is better to sit in silence and have people think you're a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt" "

Sorry for the triple posting, but I have another question for you, Togg. What does your above quote (from your sig) mean? I kind of understand what it is saying, but I can't put down what it means in words.

Wow! Honestly, that looks as if it were real, that pic! Someone should send it to Mr. Bush himself, see what he thinks!

I made an error in the part about keeping me from entering the UK. I meant to say UK customs instead of 'you'. Apologies to Mr. Togg

Ha! If I was going to, I wouldn't have said "Someone should send this pic..."

Btw. I wonder if his replies would be as arrogant as Señor May's :I ?

Is it in Rhyl again this year? I might just wait outside the entrance and see if anyone feels sorry for me and takes me in :-)