For the ladies...

"Not a chance. I love it when a macho guy like you slips up :D "

hmm, i guess it's funny :) , but i should start to read better! :)

"What's this!? You know you're the only one for me Dan ;)"

Yes, and i won't take him away from you! :) all yours :)

"What's this!? You know you're the only one for me Dan ;)"

Crap... And here I thought I'd found my window... :'(

I'm calling the show off. All I wanted was to provide good, wholsome entertainment for the ladies, And all you guys are fighting over me. So, You've ruined it for the ladies. I HOPE you're happy.

The sign had been updated accordingly.

Me happy? about what? , hey the ladies said they wanted to see you, i didn't say they shouldn't

i give up, i dont know what the problem is

**since I am the holder of the babes :-))*****

Ladies-- please make your way to the reschedule show by Dan

Have your dollars ready, and give him a great big hug and kiss when you see him

It will be most apprieciated...

thanks

eh eh eh eh you guys are so nice ;)