FAQ: Stepford Fans

-fatty- 2850 21 March 2004 14:05 · Member since July 2001

Q. What is a Stepford Fan?
A. A Stepford Fan is essentially someone who thinks Queen can do no wrong.

Q. Who came up with the name Stepford Fan?
A. The phrase was coined by Gordondoburstingfoam, a glaswegian Queen fan who used to be a member of the old Official Queen Fan Club Bulletin Board, Queenrocker and even posted here for a short while. The phrase comes from an old film called 'The Stepford Wives' in which a small American community was populated by subserviant women who existed only to serve their husbands.

Q. What sort of things might a Stepford Fan have in their collection?
A. Apart from everything Queen has ever released on vinyl, tape, compact disc, video and DVD, a typical Stepford will also own a Queen ashtray, a Queen duvet cover, a Queen screwdriver and socket set, a Queen home pregnancy testing kit and in the most extreme cases a copy of Greatest Hits 3.

Q. Who is the worst Stepford Fan?
A. There is a guy in Holland who I shall not name but he takes fan worship to a level that is just plain creepy. Freddie VTB is a well known bootlegger who simply cannot abide the thought of someone questioning the artistic integrity of Queen and can, if challenged become aggresive and hostile.

Q. So it's Freddie VTB then, is it?
A. DOH!

fatty.

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siljeoen 21 March 2004 14:36 · Member since October 2002

"a Queen home pregnancy testing kit"
LOL!!

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nil 21 March 2004 14:38 · Member since February 2003

LMAO, Fatty you're one of the reasons I like coming here :)

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~Silje~ 21 March 2004 15:56 · Member since March 2002

LOL! :-D

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S@turn 21 March 2004 16:02 · Member since November 2001

great...

and I can laugh extra hard for not living in Holland.. what a relieve :)

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Brian_Mays_Wig 21 March 2004 16:11 · Member since December 2002

A guy in Holland that takes fan worship to a level which is just plain creepy...............................I CANNOT AGREE MORE!

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Ms.Lurex 21 March 2004 16:38 · Member since June 2002

owning GH3 and pregnancy test!! HAHAHAHAH hey i own a freddie wash cloth...is that stepford-ish?

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Janet 21 March 2004 16:55 · Member since July 2001

Oh God...I have a Freddie doll....

(feels very Stepford-ish right now)

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ilizarov 21 March 2004 16:59 · Member since July 2001

"Oh God...I have a Freddie doll....

(feels very Stepford-ish right now)"

- we will let you away with that Janet, as long as the doll in question is neither life-sized nor inflatable.

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Janet 21 March 2004 17:01 · Member since July 2001

Neither of the above...~giggle~!

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MexQueenFM 21 March 2004 19:49 · Member since December 2002

LOL fatty!!

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Unknown 21 March 2004 21:34

I have a Freddie wallet with velcro (LOL)...BUT it was a gift.

;^)

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Daburcor? 21 March 2004 21:59 · Member since January 2002

Oh, Fatty... You are such a jokester... :p

"Queen home pregnancy testing kit and in the most extreme cases a copy of Greatest Hits 3."

I have them both... The test was positive. :'( I'm too young to be a mothe....er... father... ;')

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rhapsody__87 21 March 2004 22:12 · Member since October 2003

a Queen home pregnancy testing kit

hahahahaha :-D

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MercuryArts 21 March 2004 23:14 · Member since February 2002

Good one! I have Queen coasters am i a stepford as well?

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