Q. What is a Stepford Fan?
A. A Stepford Fan is essentially someone who thinks Queen can do no wrong.
Q. Who came up with the name Stepford Fan?
A. The phrase was coined by Gordondoburstingfoam, a glaswegian Queen fan who used to be a member of the old Official Queen Fan Club Bulletin Board, Queenrocker and even posted here for a short while. The phrase comes from an old film called 'The Stepford Wives' in which a small American community was populated by subserviant women who existed only to serve their husbands.
Q. What sort of things might a Stepford Fan have in their collection?
A. Apart from everything Queen has ever released on vinyl, tape, compact disc, video and DVD, a typical Stepford will also own a Queen ashtray, a Queen duvet cover, a Queen screwdriver and socket set, a Queen home pregnancy testing kit and in the most extreme cases a copy of Greatest Hits 3.
Q. Who is the worst Stepford Fan?
A. There is a guy in Holland who I shall not name but he takes fan worship to a level that is just plain creepy. Freddie VTB is a well known bootlegger who simply cannot abide the thought of someone questioning the artistic integrity of Queen and can, if challenged become aggresive and hostile.
Q. So it's Freddie VTB then, is it?
A. DOH!
fatty.
siljeoen · Member since
"a Queen home pregnancy testing kit"
LOL!!
nil · Member since
LMAO, Fatty you're one of the reasons I like coming here :)
~Silje~ · Member since
LOL! :-D
S@turn · Member since
great...
and I can laugh extra hard for not living in Holland.. what a relieve :)
Brian_Mays_Wig · Member since
A guy in Holland that takes fan worship to a level which is just plain creepy...............................I CANNOT AGREE MORE!
Ms.Lurex · Member since
owning GH3 and pregnancy test!! HAHAHAHAH hey i own a freddie wash cloth...is that stepford-ish?
Janet · Member since
Oh God...I have a Freddie doll....
(feels very Stepford-ish right now)
ilizarov · Member since
"Oh God...I have a Freddie doll....
(feels very Stepford-ish right now)"
- we will let you away with that Janet, as long as the doll in question is neither life-sized nor inflatable.
Janet · Member since
Neither of the above...~giggle~!
MexQueenFM · Member since
LOL fatty!!
Daburcor? · Member since
Oh, Fatty... You are such a jokester... :p
"Queen home pregnancy testing kit and in the most extreme cases a copy of Greatest Hits 3."
I have them both... The test was positive. :'( I'm too young to be a mothe....er... father... ;')
rhapsody__87 · Member since
a Queen home pregnancy testing kit
hahahahaha :-D
MercuryArts · Member since
Good one! I have Queen coasters am i a stepford as well?
