As spokesman for the official Queen Stepford Party I must stress our disappointment at the rantings of certain members of the Queenzone fraternity. The appearance of FAQ's regarding the age, sexuality, offspring of band members and especially 'does Brian fart in the bath' are most disturbing. Leave this to the gutter press and 'knuckle dragging Sun readers'.
As Brian, Roger and John check this site everyday we feel it is inappropriate for such vulgar and contentious writings to appear. Brian particularly loves his fans and will do anything to keep them happy, especially cheap tickets for 'We Will Rock You', still the hottest ticket in town and the best musical ever (our words not Brian's).
Please, please, please remember every attack on Brian, Roger, John and the musical delays any box sets for months if not years (Brian's words not ours).
One last point, John has requested no mention of lap-dancing, pole dancing or gash in face should ever be mentioned on these pages again or else he will duet with Sting.
Thanks in anticipation
Sir Archie Leach
(Spokesman for the official QSP).
Get your tickets for the Garden Lodge Open Day now!
But would prefer if you got them for the musical.
Flashman · Member since
I'm still waiting for my membership certificate and badge after joining, Archie you old boot.
That tenner was a top quality counterfeit.
siljeoen · Member since
A duet with Sting....-NOOOOOOOOO!!!!:)
Fenderek · Member since
Mind you- if we really piss him off he may even do sth with Bryan Adams...
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach · Member since
Flashman you old dog I've had old Bill round here four times on account of your seven pound notes.
Flashman · Member since
Button it Archie, you old sauce. Remember, I've still got certain photographs depicting - shall we say (ahem) matters of a somewhat delicate nature.
Or have you forgotten your old friend Jasper The Goose?
geeksandgeeks · Member since
*gasp*
*wipes away tear*
Archie...do you think Roger will ever forgive me? I really didn't mean it when I said he was a stagehog prig in the 70s!
(Should I just refrain from any more fan fics?)
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach · Member since
My dear geeks Roger takes great pleasure in being called a 'stagehog prig in the 70s'. He takes it as a term of affection.
As for you Flashman you old sop you can't see my face in those pictures. They ain't no proof of wrong doing as well you know.
