As the more observant of you may have noticed (fat chance), me and my good pal and fellow two-time 'QueenZoner Of The Year' winner Sir Archie Leach, the old rascal, are off to Amsterdam this Friday for a good old fashioned knees-up Dutch style, and I don't mean tulips and clogs.
I'll just let you catch your breath after that unnecessarily long sentence.
Suffice to say, our knees will not be the only thing in the 'up' position over the weekend.
Not looking forward to the flight though, it just ain't natural. Always a nervous flyer is poor Flashy. The old iron-bird in the sky. 'Brace yourselves, she's off!'. Gripping onto the chair arms in sheer terror, checking the faces of the hostesses, making sure they're not shitting themselves. That ain't Flashy's cup of hash-cake. Put a tame piece of totty in front of me, or even a feisty one, and my hand is steady and sure. The odds are in my favour you see: I'm in control and let's face it, what bit of skirt in their right mind could turn down old Flash? Not many, I dare say. Some of them are nuts, mind. You know who you are.
But stick me in a plane and watch my innards quiver and hear my bowels quake. It becomes distressing for everyone.
Anyroad, I've lost my thread now. Oh aye, Amster-damn my eyes!
So anyone got any tips? I fancy a bit of Swedish myself.
Spiderleg Synthia · Member since
Take me please! I feel a pang for my true homeland :,(
Flashman · Member since
You know I'd take you anytime, my dear Synthia.
Plengel · Member since
Ah, Flashy, you're just a week too late, otherwise you could have visited the Huishoudbeurs in the Amsterdam RAI.
Flashman · Member since
Hope I ain't missed out on a free pint, Plengel.
I won't sleep tonight if I have.
Lester Burnham · Member since
Tact isn't your strongpoint.
Flashman, you have yet to damn my eyes.
Flashman · Member since
I've damned them plenty Lester, you old ruffian.
By the way, would you like me to put in a good word for you with that iGSM sort? A word from Flashy is worth two in the bush, they reckon.
Lisser · Member since
Psyche Star
Royalty
posted 3/24/2004 10:02:33 PM
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I hope you catch a social disease you rottern heartless bastard. Go fuck yourself!!
Oh my God. Erm, well I don't know has gone on to make Psyche Star say that but....that's not very attractive.
Banquo · Member since
Go to the Banana Bar, you'll enjoy it. Psyche Star (aka Bunny Boiler) is bitter and twisted and a little disturbed. One of these "love me, love me LOVE ME" kind of people if you don't "love her" she throws her dolly out of the pram.
Flashman · Member since
I shall indeed visit the Banana Bar and I will have one in your honour Banquo, my lad.
It ain't a gay bar, is it?
I don't need fellers turning me down as well as women.
ilizarov · Member since
"Psyche Star (aka Bunny Boiler)"
LOL
Banquo · Member since
Its not a gay bar trust me, well it wasn't last time I went.
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach · Member since
Toodle pip old chums.
If I should end up with my finger in a dyke indefinitely I hope you'll remember your old cohort Archie and think he wasn't a bad chap, pretensions of grandeur maybe, but a good sort nonetheless.
Bob The Shrek · Member since
If you end up with a finger in a dyke, you will certainly be in the wrong bar!
Have a great time.
Flashman · Member since
Cheers Bob. Don't forget that you're in charge while we're away.
