I spent my 700th post most likely threatening your well-being. I hope you're happy!
Of course, I wasted my 702nd post on you as well. I'm a sad individual. But not as sad as you'll be when I get done with you! To the death!!
I need a girlfriend.
Then a duel it shall be!
Oh man, those duels are getting so old.. I think I'll use this crayon gun..to draw Lester out of the LINES! AHAHA! Not really folks.
Shall we let bygones be bygones?
Only if you say 'I am woman, hear me roar!'