Random Facts

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

@_@

I agree Dan

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896 - Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

This veshch eemyaed love I just can't handle it
This veshch eemyaed love I must get round to it
I ain't ready
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This veshch (this veshch)
Eemyaed love (eemyaed love)
It horns (like a baby)
In a cradle all nochy
It swings (woo woo)
It jives (woo woo)
It shakes all over like a jammiwam fish
I kinda like it
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There itties my baby
She knows how to rock 'n' roll
She yeckates Your Humble Narrator bezoomny
She gives me hot and cold fever
Then she ookadeeties me in a cool cool sweat

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip
And get on my track's
Shvat a back seat, hitch-hike
And shvat a long ride on my motorbike
Until I'm ready
Bezoomny malenky veshch eemyaed love

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip
And get on my track's
Shvat a back seat (ah hum), hitch-hike (ah hum)
And shvat a long ride on my motorbike
Until I'm ready (ready Freddie)
Bezoomny malenky veshch eemyaed love

This veshch eemyaed love I just can't handle it
This veshch eemyaed love I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

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99.8 percent (why is my percentage symbol so shite)of the mass of our solar system is made up by the sun. Most of the reminder is taken up by Brian May's hair.

I'm related to George and Ira Gershwin.

Ringo Starr and I share the same birthday ^_^ hehe...

that's a little odd to me, but I wouldn't lie about something like that

-I'm related by blood to Robert E. Lee, the Confederate general.

-A rhinocerous's horn is made of hair.

-Tigers have striped skin under their fur.

-During their "season", lions mate once every fifteen minutes for two weeks.

-A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes (oy...)

-The Peace Corps Safety Manual given out to volunteers working in the Amazon rain forest advises you to let yourself be half-eaten before killing an anaconda.

-Twenty-three trucks valued at $480,000 were auctioned off by the US Department of Energy and sold - for seventeen cents.

-A copier valued at $5000 was sold at the same auction - for five cents. One copy costs more than the copier.

-The closest star to earth other than the sun,Proxima Centauri, cannot be seen without a telescope.

-The author Alexander Pope was four and a half feet tall.

-There is a medical condition known as "floating kidney".

-There is a medical condition known as "hairy tongue".

-There is a medical condition known as "megacolon".

-Tori Amos' life's ambition is to be eaten by a crocodile. She said so.

-Kurt Cobain, while still alive, was TERRIFIED of Axl Rose.

-Mississippi finally ratified an amendment to their state constitution banning slavery - in 1994.

-In Kentucky, there is a law on the books that makes it illegal to paint ducklings blue. UNLESS you are selling more than six at a time!

-I have a freckle on my lip.

I've got the same birthday as Jimmy Page, I always thought that was cool

He's not a Beatle though


Also a lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court

More Odd Medical Conditions (taken from Mayo Clinic Health Book).

-Ankylosing Spondilitis
-Perforated Colon
-Swimmer's Ear
-Tennis Elbow
-Runner's Knee
-Jock Itch
-Dropped Kidney
-Horseshoe Kidney
-Duplicate Kidney
-St. Vitus's Dance

More Great US Department of Energy Auctions:

Item: Intel Supercomputer
Valued At: $89,000
Sold For: $35,000
After this, the Department of Energy bought it back...for $89,000.

Item: Drilling Rig
Valued At: $3.1 million
Sold For: $350,000.

More Great Animal Facts:

-Starfish have no brains.
-Jellyfish have no brains.
-Certain types of turtles can breathe through their rectums.
-Most male geese are bisexual.
-A baby kangaroo is the size of a jelly bean.
-If a human baby grew as much between infanthood and adulthood as a baby kangaroo, it would grow to the size of an adult blue whale.
-Manatees sleep between breaths.
-The tadpole of a paradoxical frog is five times the size of its parents.
-Giraffes and humans have the same number of bones in their necks.
-Skunks can aim with perfect accuracy from up to 14 feet away.
-Cookie-cutter sharks can eat nuclear submarines.
-Flatworms can change their sex at will.
-A type of fish called the mudskipper can climb trees.
-The mudskipper can also breath out of the water.
-All of an octopus's organs are in its head.
-Dolphins are born with mustaches.
-Dolphins, dogs, and humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.

-Dolphins are born with mustaches.

...What on EARTH? I'd love to see a picture of this LOL

I swear penguins have sex for pleasure as well. They do it to get rocks for their nests, surely if they didn't like it then they wouldn't be doing it to get rocks.

get your rocks off get your rocks off....

My brother was born on Sept. 18th.
Jimi Hendrix died on Sept. 18th.

David Bowie and Elvis share the same birthday-January 8th
WOW!!!!!!!!