Well let me help you answer this question. A Dumb Queen fan is generally a person who likes Queen (God bless them) but just doesn't know that much about them.
Remember the 10 following simple rules to avoid falling into the Dumb Queen Fan Category....or as i call it DQFC.
1. It's "Freddie Mercury", okay?? NOT: "Freddie", "Fredjie", "Fredj", "Frid Meurcaly", "Eddie Murphy", "Freddie Murphy", "Fred Murcal", or "that guy with the big teeth"
2. Roger May and Brian Taylor are not members of Queen. (I have actually seen this misunderstanding before)
3. Singing the wrong words to "Bohemian Rhapsody". Everybody knows the song...but only a true queen fan knows all the words! For instance, a bad attempt would be:
4. NO! Freddie was not the "leader of the band" he was the lead singer....and no "I want to break free" was not dedicated to the Gay Awards or Gay World...(is that okay your royal highness?)
5. "Cold As Ice" is not a Queen song. Nor is "More than a feeling"
6. It's "Bicycle Race" not "Bike it" or "Bicycle" or "Tricycle Race"
7. Queen was a non-political, non-religious band. And Roger Taylor dislikes...overly religious people!
8. Freddie Mercury didn't die in 1994 in seattle...from a gunshot wound to the head...that was Kurt Cobain.
9. Queen hates the Rolling Stones(especially Roger)....so don't talk about them. They also don't like Rolling stone magazine.
10. No, Freddie Mercury is not alive. He was a Gay Man who died. End of story. There's no conspiracy here boys and girls.
PS>this isn't a rule, but more of a suggestion...if you're gonna draw a picture of Queen...let's avoid the crayons and stickmen...unless you're a kid.
Fenderek · Member since
A very unsuccesful attempt to be funny....
jasen101 · Member since
hey Fenderek...
don't try too hard to be mean...just because i don't like your lame fuckin band.
Penetration_Guru · Member since
Nice try..unfortunately it isn't the Rolling Stones that they dislike, it's Rolling Stone magazine.
Ironic that in trying to mock the dumb you have exposed yourself as one of them...
Penis - Vagina · Member since
jasen101 · Member since
No dumbass! Roger Taylor does not like Mick Jagger! you can even see it in the "Live at Wembley" second disc where he makes fun of Jagger's age and the fact that freddie doesn't really like hangin out with him.
Yeah! I do know the difference between Rollingstone magazine and the rolling stones. Stop tryin to get clever with me you're only falling further into that DQFC.
jasen101 · Member since
oh, there are a lot of haters here. Most of them ignorant. Actually, for your information I was referring to the GPAGL (Global Pride Awards for Gays and Lesbians) 1985 which was held in San Fran in which "i want to break free" was used as it's theme song. It is kinda hard to hear with her accent if she says "Awards" or "world" it could have been either.
See sweetie, i'm gay and know a little more about the gay world than you.
Penis - Vagina · Member since
jasen101 · Member since
uuhhh
I DID EDIT THE FUCKING POST! I was only kidding because i was very drunk that night after alot of partying. I love Jesus! Okay? Happy?
Don't you people check before you post!!!
But if you want to love me, i could use some on here.:)
I don't like some of the people on here though...they think that their opinions are gold...i don't care how fuckin long they've been on here...if they want a cat fight they're gonna get one cause i can be a really nasty bitch. If you're nice to me i'll respect you.
NoOneButYou1975 · Member since
oh, there are a lot of haters here. Most of them ignorant.
yeah and you are one of them :)
jasen101 · Member since
ahhh...with that so are you darling!
I'm getting quite a fan club. aren't i?
NoOneButYou1975 · Member since
Don't you people check before you post!!!
obviously you didnt
jasen101 · Member since
haha obviously your parents didn't believe in contraception...pity.
