In need of humourous material...

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iGSM 30 March 2004 05:58 · Member since May 2003

Yeah, you heard it right. I need something funny to say when I answer my mobile phone but can't think of anything. I'm just wondering if anyone has done this before or has heard anything that is rather amusing?

My dad suggested 'Circus here, lion speaking?'

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Daburcor? 30 March 2004 08:55 · Member since January 2002

Pretend you are being murdered. I think it'll only work the first time though.

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Lester Burnham 30 March 2004 09:44 · Member since May 2003

"Ahoy-hoy."

"Go!"

"HELLO! YEAH I'M ON THE MOBILE!"

"Hold on, it's not safe to talk yet."

"Hello, you have reached MovieFone, please enter the area code of the movie you would like to see. Or press '1' to speak to an operator."

"911, how may I help you?"

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freddies_chicka 30 March 2004 09:53 · Member since February 2004

"talk to me"

" Big Dadd's Whorehous? Mike Stroke Speaking, how may i help you?"

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Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 30 March 2004 10:18 · Member since October 2002

'My dad suggested 'Circus here, lion speaking?'

I prefer the old 'City Zoo, Mr C. Lion speaking.'

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Penetration_Guru 30 March 2004 14:44 · Member since July 2001

"Hello"

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jorge 31 March 2004 00:33 · Member since February 2003

"Hello"

WOW ! That's great

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Penis - Vagina 31 March 2004 01:05 · Member since December 2003

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iGSM 01 April 2004 05:02 · Member since May 2003

h0h0! Hello is funny! pwnage!

heh, I think I'll use that MovieFone one. Funny stuff that. Hard to remember though. FLYUIES!

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