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Here's one for us ladies...

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What do men and stockings have in common?

They either run, cling, or don't fit in the crotch!


Kriz ;o)
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Aw have another one gals...

Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common?
A: You wait three hours for a two-minute ride
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*has a wee chuckle to herself*
"another tricky situation, i get to drowning in the blues, and i find myself thinking..well...what would you do?"
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LOL funny:-)
"I'm a wild flower. Somtimes looking quite wonderful in a collection of arrangement but also beautiful when standing alone.
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What do men and linoleum have in common?
If you lay them right you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, only backwards and in high heels.
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Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common?
A: You wait three hours for a two-minute ride


the person who made that one up needs a new boyfriend or something...
"Big Man the Laltain sahib, Small Man the Mombatti." -Arundhati Roy, THE GOD OF SMALL THINGS
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Here's a good one..despite the fact I'm a guy.

Q: What's the difference between a guy and a piece of soap?
A: BEAR ATTACKS!

Yes! I wasted mere seconds of your life and you'll never get them back! AHAH!

*runs away*
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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for some reason i find these funny lol, still theres plenty of women jokes aswell though eh guys ;) which i cant remember at the mo *escapes quick* :D