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You see? THIS is why you do NOT drink!

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Daburcor? · Member since
http://www.933flz.com/audio/Knives.mpeg

Sometimes... I wonder. The guy lived by the way. ;)
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
TheMiracle · Member since
ooh that looks like a nasty cut. So sad! yet so hilarious!
"I feel that when I'm old, I'll look at you & know the world was beautiful..."
geeksandgeeks · Member since
*GROAN*

Why do people sell liquor to immature people?

There ought to be a required head-using test before you can buy alcohol.
God wants you to send me some money. "Seven spades doubled, vulnerable, making seven? You BITCH."
Janet · Member since
'No Dan...this is why you don't let hill billys any where near knives!'


lol! :-)
-If you want the best seat in the house, you have to move the cat.
Mr Mercury · Member since
LOL Brilliant!!
"Normally i can't dance to save my life. But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
jasen101 · Member since
that was awesome! hahahaha
Freddie: "Yes, we'll have a great big cock fly over the crowd!" Roadies: "Yeah! Great Idea!" Freddie: "And it will fly into a great big mouth with a moustache!"
siljeoen · Member since
aaaww...:/
Queen Rules-Rock On!!! ...I`m Lord of all Darkness,I`m Queen of the night...
Daburcor? · Member since
"No Dan...this is why you don't let hill billys any where near knives!"

LMAO! Sure enough!
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach · Member since
If he'd been drinking he would have felt no pain and carried on working. The stupid sober oik!
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
Flashman · Member since
People are always far too quick to blame the bottle, when anyone can see that it's the only friend you can truly rely on.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
Penis - Vagina · Member since
Daburcor? · Member since
You drunkards need not post in this topic. Take a hike. *flexes beefy muscles and growls*
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
Flashman · Member since
Danno's muscles?

I've seen bigger knots on a gnat's knackers.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.
Daburcor? · Member since
AAAARGGGGHHHH!!!! DAN SMASH FLASHMN!!!! DAN AAAAANGRY!!!!

*squeals*

Drat... A squeal isn't scary at all... *pouts* :(
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
Flashman · Member since
Real men don't pout.
FLASHMAN STRIKES AGAIN! Paul Rodgers is not the best thing since fried Fred.