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a man was happily driving along with his girlfriend and is pulled over by the police. "have you been drinking sir?" said the police officer "no, why? was i driving badly?" asked the man the police officer replied: "no sir, you were driving splendidly, it was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat which made me suspicious"

What do you call a woman with 2 c*nts?
Mrs. Neville

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Huh?
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lol, sorry, for that 2nd joke it would be handy if one knew something about football a.k.a soccer, in particular the manchester united team.
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although not very funny, i sadly understood the second 'joke'...and i have to say its the truth! ;D
"another tricky situation, i get to drowning in the blues, and i find myself thinking..well...what would you do?"
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Yeah, no, I don't really get it... :-\
...Erica* "I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly." --Sarah Jessica Parker
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Wow... The term 'joke' is used quite loosely these days.
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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ah well, t'was funnier in the pub
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Probably because people are quite tipsy and will laugh at anything?? :-)

When I get tipsy I can't shut up. I just keep laughing. It's REALLY bad haha
...Erica* "I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly." --Sarah Jessica Parker
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"When I get tipsy I can't shut up. I just keep laughing. It's REALLY bad haha"

so its not only me then :) i feel better now ;)
"I'm going up Buchanan Street With a box of fireworks And two bottles of Tizer"
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Yeah and it doesn't take long either... a few shots of vodka and fruit punch and I'm off...

Although I do always laugh at everything anyways. I just find a lot of things funny, like the commercial that used to be on TV where the old lady has fallen and can't get up.

Or the commercial with the clapper. That kills me... imagine having a clapper and playing "Radio Ga-Ga"?!
...Erica* "I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly." --Sarah Jessica Parker
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ah the pub, now that explains it
"Big Man the Laltain sahib, Small Man the Mombatti." -Arundhati Roy, THE GOD OF SMALL THINGS
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"ah the pub, now that explains it"

So true...
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel

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