Queen bashing

The following may be old but it still got me wound up. For those of a delicate Stepford dispostion please avoid.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4101608,00.html

Who wants to join my posse and serve some justice on this arse of a journo!

"Serve some justice on this arse of a journo" Archie, you old croak?
Do me a lemon, senor. You've been at the brandy again, my lad.

Now sit down before you fall down! Getting yourself into such a state at your time of life. Remember the ticker!

I'll come too - if its on a weekend....

Neither, Turd.

Bring Kenny Lynch.

'Now sit down before you fall down! Getting yourself into such a state at your time of life. Remember the ticker!'

I may be about as useful as a chocolate fireguard when it comes to the physical part but I can encourage mob violence with the best of 'em.

*attempts to find pulse in wrist*

Oh for fuck's sake, Turd!

Couldn't you have left them at home just this once?

Lincoln Logs are essential for any lynching. A seasoned veteran such as yourself, Flashy, can surely see the importance of them. Have you forgotten the Alamo already?!

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They canned him after they caught one of his masturbatory performances.

"His self-love, best expressed in his explicitly masturbatory performances"

lol, this is the only funny-truth he says on the article. but even on this, he's wrong. Freddie was a great performer, all that was theatre.


where must I sign to kick the fucking ass of this journalist?

OH THAT RAT BASTARD:

"That the world should have fallen for Freddie as hard as Freddie fell for himself is a little tougher to explain. Queen, despite the tearful tributes and sycophantic drivel they've been afforded since the death of their singer, were a truly terrible band, a farrago of inept clichés and mostly meaningless verbiage. "

Ass! Okay I want to kick his head in for THIS faulty comment:

"Before his death he was a skeletal shadow of his former self. The cropped muscular hero of Live Aid was now so thin and ill that when he filmed the video for Great Pretender he needed two layers of thermals beneath his Pierrot costume to give him the illusion of substance. Even then, beneath the hot studio lights, he was freezing."

Try... the video for I'M GOING SLIGHTLY MAD! Okay sorry for getting all worked up but come onnnn. I'll join the club to hurt this dude!

Ill pay some of my boys to deal with him...bwahahha

couldn't care less!
if u wanted to kick the ass over every Queen-bashing-journo..believe me, u would have to kick alotta ass...*sigh*

I want to play with Lincoln logs... Some candy would be nice too. *pouts*