Picture

Okie dokie! IE, Is THAT the *B* pose?

if we told you --we would have to shoot you...

since you know its the coven clique of the *B*

myself-- i look at that picture and know one of her brothers friends has just walked into the room--and alli is saying 'wellll hellllllooooo stud muffin....where you been all my life'

Looking really rather stunning Miss James.

*looks at 3 pics*

Well, thats January to March sorted, only 9 more pics and my 'Alli James 2005 Calender'* will be complete. Get that digital camera going!




*available to buy on ebay for only £9.99 per copy. Or if your Archie, £99.99. Because I know he'd easily pay that much for an Alli calender ;-)

"if we told you --we would have to shoot you..."

Aw, C'mon! I can keep secrets like they're.. well.. secrets! Honest!

"*available to buy on ebay for only £9.99 per copy."

Do you ship to the USA? ;D

i love her to death
but i will wait for the chad johnson calender

"Swimsuit section is out in July."

*begins the cat calls and whistles* ;)

'One mention of your dad getting on his bike and looking for work and the red book comes out.'

I hope you're not thinking of doing an Eamonn Andrews/Michael Aspel impression!

'*available to buy on ebay for only £9.99 per copy. Or if your Archie, £99.99. Because I know he'd easily pay that much for an Alli calender ;-)'

£99.99!!! Bargain! Cerainly a better deal than the 10p I paid for Dark's calender last year. What was I thinking!

Dat's roight
You taught you were here to discuss da merits of capitalism over socialism wit a fat bastard from Leith.
But tonoight Sir Archibald Leach, Dis is your life

DA DA DUM DUM
WOOOBLY WOOOBLY WOOOBLY

fatty.

'WOOOBLY WOOOBLY WOOOBLY'

I don't remember that bit!

What a nightmare programme. All these crusty relations coming out of the woodwork with their limps and missing teeth telling stories about how young Archie used to piss his pants and once got confused for a girl on holiday.

Geroutofit!