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Tom Cruise won the Battle of Britain

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*To the tune of Take My Breath Away by Berlin. God bless yer Tom, you saved us all.

Special mention to Jon Bon Jovi for capturing the Enigma machine as well.
Guess who's back?
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*does his best "Tom Cruise laugh"*
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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It'll never be as laughable as Braveheart.
Nancy Astor : "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee". Winston Churchill : "And if I were your husband I would drink it".
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What with that and seeing off the Martian invasion of the 1890s, he's a busy chap it seems.
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