Get ready to vomit on your shoes again...

because according to Now Magzine, Abs, formerly of Five, has been offered a part in We Will Rock You.

I'm just off to listen to A night at the Opera and pop some Vicodin.

Its alright he's the new cleaner. If he's not then he should be.

Dave

He seems like an alright guy. What's the problem?

*vomits on shoes*

SONNOVABITCH!!! I JUST HAD THESE CLEANED!!!

Ahhh... The shoes are clean, and all is right with the universe. And now that I have actually read the topic, I see I vomited for no reason other than the fact that you told me to. How odd...

I don't think that one despising Abs makes one a stepford.
How a chap from a boyband is goign to pull off singing in a musical I'll never know.

They're going to put a voice synthesizer in his hair...think about it!

Well..don't really but just humour me.

What part's he been offered?

Maybe the guy can actually sing and we don't know it.

I'm no stepford, but anyone would feel a little twinge.

Uh...
I don't know much about 5ive, other that they are some boy band.

But Abs?? Sheesh. What a name!

I would've vouched for Beer Gut, Bitch Tits, Hanging Belly, or, my personal favourite, Fat Rolls to get the that role.

Ah well, it had to be Abs! What a crime!