Webmaster who art in www.heaven.org,
hallowed be Thy server,thy shareware come,
Thy will be done your downloading on http as it is on ftp,
give us this day our daily surfing,
and forgive us our bugs as we forgive microsoft who trespass against us,
and lead us not into Mac,but deliver us from Next,
AMEN.
Mr Mercury · Member since
And for Queen fans-
Our Deacon that you are in Australia,
Sanctified is your low one,
Give us your music,
Let your will be here,
In Europe like in Oceania,
and thus pardons our offenses,
as your you pardon those of Roger and Brian,
you do not drop us in the temptation of Pepsi,
and free us of Robbie Williams.
Amen
Dave
Mayboy · Member since
LOL!
Catgoddess · Member since
I once wrote one bout tetris. I'll see if i can find it.
Mr Mercury · Member since
And heres why computers crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of memory the makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then the situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on the mouse,
but your packets want to tunnul to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
Your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
coz sure as i'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macrocode instructions cause unnecessary risk.
Then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
