I don't think Bobby's past it yet, no-but I think he's not far off. And of course, he thinks Shola Ameobi's called Carl Cort. Not an easy mistake to make, but thank god we sold Cripple Cort to Wolves and kept Shola!

Oh, and anyone who spends any money on Tit-Arse Bramble needs their head looking at.

Shearer will probably take over, one way or another, and I think if Robson doesn't deliver a trophy of some kind by the end of next season (maybe 2 if he's lucky) they might consider replacing him.