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Nobody is going to believe me, but my cat just started talking last night! I don't mean meows that sound similar to human voice.. I mean the real deal! It's so freaky and cool at the same time! She's telling me all sorts of cool shit about being a cat but I'm sworn to secrecy.

And no, this isn't the cat that died 2 months ago. That would be insane.
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NURSE!
"I think now I can make love to your anus without making God angry" Registered: Friday, January 18, 2002
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You'll find that was the LSD.
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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For what it's worth I believe you. But. Well. i doubt it's worth much.
No synthesisers
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pussy cats talking? could it be?
Mejor yo me hecho una chela, y chance enchufo una chava, chambeando de chafirete, me sobra chupe y pachanga Tranzando de arriba a abajo, hay va la chilanga banda , chinchin si me la recuerdan
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My cat sits on the toilet lid and watches me put on make up...then tells me the colors are all wrong for me.....
-If you want the best seat in the house, you have to move the cat.
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Some animals Meow/Bark can sound like words... but... quite possibly. Animals have their own lang anyhow
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Wow Janet.. Mine just tells me she thinks I need to loose weight... :/
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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Bitches...aren't they Dan?
-If you want the best seat in the house, you have to move the cat.
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Hell yeah! I usually don't like to pummel smaller creatures, but she'll be an exception with one more of THOSE comments. ;)
"Elton John and I became really good friends. I don't mean 'good friends' in that sense. I just mean we slept together." -Billy Joel
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I want what you're smoking, babe!


Kriz ~~;o)
Long Live Queen!!!
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lol!:P
Queen Rules-Rock On!!! ...I`m Lord of all Darkness,I`m Queen of the night...
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Is it's head also spinning around?
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My cat simply uses semaphore or Morse code to relay it's messages. It's the simple life for me!
...this kettle is boiling over... ...one dump...one turd...two tits...John Deacon... ...one prawn...one shrimp...one clam...one chicken!
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What do you fed up your pets with? :D
Happiness is a state of mind

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