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I need tips on getting the pizza guy to have sex with me

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Penis - Vagina · Member since
For years I was plagued with overweight, middle-aged women delivering my pizzas. Now I've finally got a cute young guy (the last 3 times in a row!). He always gives me a big smile and I'm getting that vibe...

But I don't know how to initiate something like that. I had sex a few times about 10 years ago but I can't for the life of me remember how it started. Plus this is a situation where the guy is ready to leave unless I do something.. help!

Maybe I'm reading him wrong. That big smile could mean 'haha sucker! enjoy my boogers!'*

*though in this case, he's so cute I wouldn't really mind that too much.

*sigh*
D.Blythe · Member since
The cliched solution would be to answer the door wearing nothing but a robe or nothing at all. Otherwise, you should probably play it straight up and ask him if he would be interested in seeing you when he is off duty.
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MexQueenFM · Member since
pay him
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Bob The Shrek · Member since
Ask him for a meat feast with extra spicey balls!
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Dances With Freddie · Member since
you haven't got very much to lose. aks him out, maybe you'll get to have sex with him. *crosses fingers*
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Mayboy · Member since
Mex has the answer there :)

So has Marit! Just ask him out u have nothing to loose
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Daburcor? · Member since
"Ask him for a meat feast with extra spicey balls!"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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iGSM · Member since
Use reverse psychology.
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Penis - Vagina · Member since
Thanks for the great advice guys! I can tell you all have plenty of experience with this exact situation so that helps a lot.

I'll keep you posted!
~Silje~ · Member since
I agree with one beforementioned advice - simply ask him if he'd like to see you when off duty. Worked for a friend of mine.

Anyways, keep us updated ;-)
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iron eagle · Member since
and boy what movies....
i got a way with the boys on my block.. :-)
Freddie-B · Member since
He's a bloke right?

You're a lass that wants to shag him?


Foolproof plan-Ask him!!
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The Mir@cle · Member since
What a sadnessfactor Editmaster JT
Posts: 1353 | Registered: Saturday, December 20, 2003 makes 45.1... I think it's time to leave your PC and score that guy!
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Penis - Vagina · Member since
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The Mir@cle wrote: [/QUOTENAME]What a sadnessfactor Editmaster JT
Posts: 1353 | Registered: Saturday, December 20, 2003 makes 45.1... I think it's time to leave your PC and score that guy!
[/QUOTE]

Thanks for doing that for me. I'm horrible with math :-P
Penis - Vagina · Member since
If you're referring to my profile pic, it's far from accurate :-P I used the virtual model thing to make myself as unappealing as possible.