I need tips on getting the pizza guy to have sex with me

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Penis - Vagina 09 May 2004 13:36 · Member since December 2003

For years I was plagued with overweight, middle-aged women delivering my pizzas. Now I've finally got a cute young guy (the last 3 times in a row!). He always gives me a big smile and I'm getting that vibe...

But I don't know how to initiate something like that. I had sex a few times about 10 years ago but I can't for the life of me remember how it started. Plus this is a situation where the guy is ready to leave unless I do something.. help!

Maybe I'm reading him wrong. That big smile could mean 'haha sucker! enjoy my boogers!'*

*though in this case, he's so cute I wouldn't really mind that too much.

*sigh*

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D.Blythe 09 May 2004 14:46 · Member since April 2003

The cliched solution would be to answer the door wearing nothing but a robe or nothing at all. Otherwise, you should probably play it straight up and ask him if he would be interested in seeing you when he is off duty.

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MexQueenFM 09 May 2004 17:03 · Member since December 2002

pay him

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Bob The Shrek 09 May 2004 17:12 · Member since July 2001

Ask him for a meat feast with extra spicey balls!

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Dances With Freddie 10 May 2004 05:32 · Member since September 2003

you haven't got very much to lose. aks him out, maybe you'll get to have sex with him. *crosses fingers*

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Mayboy 10 May 2004 05:59 · Member since November 2002

Mex has the answer there :)

So has Marit! Just ask him out u have nothing to loose

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Daburcor? 10 May 2004 08:36 · Member since January 2002

"Ask him for a meat feast with extra spicey balls!"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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iGSM 10 May 2004 08:46 · Member since May 2003

Use reverse psychology.

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Penis - Vagina 10 May 2004 09:03 · Member since December 2003

Thanks for the great advice guys! I can tell you all have plenty of experience with this exact situation so that helps a lot.

I'll keep you posted!

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Unknown 10 May 2004 09:43

Give neck massages - works wonders.

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~Silje~ 10 May 2004 14:35 · Member since March 2002

I agree with one beforementioned advice - simply ask him if he'd like to see you when off duty. Worked for a friend of mine.

Anyways, keep us updated ;-)

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iron eagle 10 May 2004 19:17 · Member since July 2001

and boy what movies....

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Freddie-B 11 May 2004 04:26 · Member since July 2001

He's a bloke right?

You're a lass that wants to shag him?

Foolproof plan-Ask him!!

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The Mir@cle 11 May 2004 04:55 · Member since December 2003

What a sadnessfactor Editmaster JT
Posts: 1353 | Registered: Saturday, December 20, 2003 makes 45.1... I think it's time to leave your PC and score that guy!

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Penis - Vagina 11 May 2004 13:42 · Member since December 2003

The Mir@cle wrote:
What a sadnessfactor Editmaster JT
Posts: 1353 | Registered: Saturday, December 20, 2003 makes 45.1... I think it's time to leave your PC and score that guy!

Thanks for doing that for me. I'm horrible with math :-P

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