Holy Crap!

I hit 6000 posts today and didn't even know it! I REALLY don't have a life... :/

"Useless as a screen door on a submarine."

*sniffle* :'(

Thanks Manda Panda! :D

Another couple of years of posting crap and I might get to 6,000 as well - but I doubt it!

Awww.. Have faith Bob! Posting crap is quick AND easy! I think I made like five topics today, and not ONE of them was REALLY important! ;D

I'll probably lose the will to live before I hit 6,000!

Pfffttt... Nah. ;)

of course
your monthly posting fee has now gone up
instead of 2% it is now 3.5% per month

when can i expect your monies oh poster??????????

Uhhh... I... Uhh... I.. I... *cries out of frustration*

now now now we can set you up on a payment plan

$15.00 a month at 27.9% daily compounded interest rate-which is quite low of course-
why i will even give you a $10 credit if you have it paid off by 2010....

lets see your average monthly post count multiplied by 3.5%= your monthly posting fee...

oh wait do you want the Gold Posting Pass?? let me know... Thats $150.00 a year plus 3.5% posting fee....but you get unlimtited access to the chat room for free...and hmm agh....fan pictures....downloads..and protection from the NIRA for illegal downloads......

This is going to be quite costly... I hope one of the places I applied to will give me a friggin' job, otherwise, I'm SO screwed!

i will be in charlotte in july

i can pick up your first installment then....

:-))

i will have to speak to the head of the coven and the royal ministers of zoner posters, of course, for approval of the deal....

her royal coveness-defender of the gummi-lordess of the valley-leader of the collective-- janet

the high priestess of the faith-creator of the book of *b*-lady of the sacred writings of the NB- miss james

and lastly-- the earl of harley-black leather knight of the zone-the Bastet that protects us from the masses-- Lord Shrek

Crap... That's three people that have it out for me... :'(

EWWW they do??

hmph that probably means they will insist on 42.7% compounded interest instead....

with a min. of 7.5%.....

oh crap... that may also mean.. you have to.....


no i cant utter it..........

its beyond comprehension......

why its cruel and unusal punishment.....

to have to stay in the room with those people??

oh they couldnt they wouldnt do that to you...woutld they????

oh dear.... oh dear...the horror... the horror of it....