Gwyneth Paltrow gives birth

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StarShine 15 May 2004 10:14 · Member since July 2003

I know nobody cares but, she gave birth to a 9ib 11oz baby girl named Apple Blythe Alison Martin.
Apple?!?!?!?
Who in hell will name their kid a fruit name!
I almost pissed my pants when I read that!

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Bohardy 15 May 2004 10:21 · Member since July 2001

*Shameless name-dropping alert*

Cool. I might get to see Apple then when I go to Chris Martin's sister's wedding in September.

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iGSM 15 May 2004 10:50 · Member since May 2003

Me too..

Wait..no I won't.

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StarShine 15 May 2004 10:52 · Member since July 2003

Let's all see Apple!!!!
hehehehe

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Catgoddess 15 May 2004 11:13 · Member since September 2002

That is a brilliant name.

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^wicked^ 15 May 2004 11:15 · Member since August 2002

Is it wrong that I like that name?

Future children of mine are going to have a damned good reason for going to a shrink later in life. Thank God I've missed the baby boat so far. :)

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ilizarov 15 May 2004 12:16 · Member since July 2001

*Shameless name-dropping alert*

Cool. I might get to see Bohardy then when I go to Chris Martin's sister's wedding in September.

Either that or i'll get arrested when someone notices im not on the invitation list.

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Daburcor? 15 May 2004 12:24 · Member since January 2002

When I have children, I'm going to name them all after tools.

"Ooooooh! What a pretty little girl! What's her name?"
"Chainsaw."

Hooooo yeah... ;)

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Penis - Vagina 15 May 2004 13:28 · Member since December 2003

Wooohoo! The first pic is here! Looks more like a boy to me actually:

http://members.cox.net/deaconfan/paltrow_baby.jpg

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Daburcor? 15 May 2004 13:37 · Member since January 2002

Awwww! So cute! Couldn't ya just eat her right up?!

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Mr Mercury 15 May 2004 16:29 · Member since July 2001

Mr. Dan Corson wrote:
Awwww! So cute! Couldn't ya just eat her right up?!

Dear dear Dan - that quote was straight from the core

Dave

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*the Time Guardian* 15 May 2004 16:38 · Member since March 2002

I'll name my kids Potato and Pumpkin

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Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 15 May 2004 19:30 · Member since October 2002

'Dear dear Dan - that quote was straight from the core'

Bah you pipped me to it!

*collects coat on way out*

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Sonja 15 May 2004 22:57 · Member since September 2003

As if it isn't bad enough yet that she's so lucky to have a baby with Chris Martin...
And then call the girl Apple? Poor kid!

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iGSM 15 May 2004 22:58 · Member since May 2003

No skin off my nose. Hope no more jokes stem from this.

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