Gwyneth Paltrow gives birth

I know nobody cares but, she gave birth to a 9ib 11oz baby girl named Apple Blythe Alison Martin.
Apple?!?!?!?
Who in hell will name their kid a fruit name!
I almost pissed my pants when I read that!

*Shameless name-dropping alert*

Cool. I might get to see Apple then when I go to Chris Martin's sister's wedding in September.

Me too..

Wait..no I won't.

Let's all see Apple!!!!
hehehehe

That is a brilliant name.

Is it wrong that I like that name?

Future children of mine are going to have a damned good reason for going to a shrink later in life. Thank God I've missed the baby boat so far. :)

*Shameless name-dropping alert*

Cool. I might get to see Bohardy then when I go to Chris Martin's sister's wedding in September.

Either that or i'll get arrested when someone notices im not on the invitation list.

When I have children, I'm going to name them all after tools.

"Ooooooh! What a pretty little girl! What's her name?"
"Chainsaw."

Hooooo yeah... ;)

Wooohoo! The first pic is here! Looks more like a boy to me actually:

http://members.cox.net/deaconfan/paltrow_baby.jpg

Awwww! So cute! Couldn't ya just eat her right up?!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr. Dan Corson wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Awwww! So cute! Couldn't ya just eat her right up?![/QUOTE]

Dear dear Dan - that quote was straight from the core

Dave

I'll name my kids Potato and Pumpkin

'Dear dear Dan - that quote was straight from the core'

Bah you pipped me to it!

*collects coat on way out*

As if it isn't bad enough yet that she's so lucky to have a baby with Chris Martin...
And then call the girl Apple? Poor kid!

No skin off my nose. Hope no more jokes stem from this.